Groundhog63

Oh what they would've given for a Broadhead or an Ellis up top ?

Need to upgrade the WiFi then otherwise they'll not be able to post on here

Lawrence Fox 'singing' on the Jeremy Vine Show Joey Barton on Question Time Mark Lawrenson on anything What a shit show

Won't your boss mind?

Just watched the PSG home game highlights for the umpteenth time. Little did Sean know then how he'd be the whipping boy 6 months later and that he'd be taking his turn after Dan's.

Any new signing just needs to join Gordon's pilates club & keep away from the roid ragers

Posting this here, as opposed to "Snooker" in Chat, without comment ?

Cometh the hour, cometh the man

This is another one of those games where I don't really give a fuck who wins and my joy just mirrors the score like a football weathervain. Atm I'm revelling in how shit spurs are.

Nearly there. All that's left is to not pick his dog shit up and declare on social media that he's not donating to the RNLI anymore unless they let brown people drown. God save the King

Need the right Mandingo, this time. Preferably with a midget side kick. Ricccce

That chunky little fella that back heeled the og in? Osborne?? Probs the least "looks like a footballer" I've ever seen. Fair play to the bloke.

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Surely a draw ticks all the boxes ?

Too late. It's already been picked up. Appeared "Lord in The Rings : the Return of the Kong" Big Foot Long Phil starring as Drilldo Baggins Soz

Is there not a gif for this?

This is a bit shan like, if it's correct. Like Berwick winning the Scottish Prem or some pokey Welsh outfit winnings our's ? If ya IN it surely you win it?

The only thing he's gagging on is Todd Boehly's broccoli floret

One of the joys of being on here is reading knowledgeable stuff about things I know little or nothing. Exec level contracts being one, of many. I so hope you're correct on this because, if you're not, that little twinge I just got was all for nothing ?

Maybees

Also....

He's moving Bruno's furniture to Paris, mate's rates ?

In "live" mode I was raging at Longstaff. For me there wasn't enough to go down and I thought he should've just got his shot away. Had that, for me, confirmed on the replay. However, as people have said, anywhere else on the pitch you'd probably see that given as a foul. Also can't argue if it was Salah, for eg, the ref would've pointed straight to the spot. I guess, again for moi, the frustration either way is fermented by the knowledge that I've seen these given numerous times. Also seen players blatently diving and sticking their foot in. Ah fuck it, I'm all confused now. Deffo a pen

Fred West's kids should be good at rape and murder