Groundhog63

Don't underestimate fire safety young man. Fire's a beast, it can turn on you in a heartbeat

Sums the whole thing up in one answer.....

Any relation to Dyson?

Was about to type "he needs to be back for the World Cup prep" then remembered Doh! Be nice to see him return before the end. Harsh on Kraft but even a cameo. Pivotal in our turnaround and, hopefully, our future gains

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61247954 Sweet

Never mind HMRC it'll be HMP Durham he's headed for.

Bruce, on his own, in the canteen. His face covered in thier chocolate he's nicked from the tin.

West Brom squad sat in their canteen this morning reading that article. Their faces all covered in chocolate. You just know it.

Scratch that. Read it. Got to go and pick wor lass up from graft with a raging hard on.

This. Fucking £1 elitists

Canni baga Tudor

Hey Jude might have been a decent track but, much like Amarillo, been done to death. Tedious. Just watched the Man City highlights. What a game. To think I watched the 1st half of the League1 classico then took the dog out only to come back and find wor lass had commandeered the snide and was watching some design show with Alan Carr in it. Tedious

Never seen that. Made my morning

Aye, it's definitely not worth the grief of accessing their car crash website like ?

Clickbait cunts

Scrapping later. Scouse on scouse.

Just checked the fixtures. You'd not expect Boro to win all 3 but they're still in with a shout. If I had to pick I'd go Blackburn. Fulham and Bournemouth* still to have a hell of alot of influence over who goes up with them *I'm assuming they'll get 4 points from Swansea/Millwall I've gone from being indifferent to football in general, disillusioned with my team back to full investment. Not sure, wether to watch City v Real the neet or the L1 classico Exciting times

It'll be like their "Corruption Tzar" overseeing things like the £37BILLION pumped into Dido Harding's Test & Trace scam. John Harding MP who, by amazing coincidence, is her husband. Remember, when the ESL was being touted, Boris Johnson was all for it until the shit hit the fan.

He was. Been a Toon fan all his, short, life. Smashing kid. In fact Sam & I have "mutual" ??

Younguns got humped again. Never mind the 1st team squad, the foundations need underpinned somewhat.

All I can see from Monkseaton all the way to Cramlington leading down to Seaton Burn. North to Blyth. From Crammy, Deleval & Seghill all the way to Benton. New houses built on farmer's fields.

Don't shoot the messenger, I'm only quoting RTG

Just remember Sam Fender only started saying he was a Toon fan after the take over.

This been posted?

Exactly. Load of bollox to give Daily Mail readers something else to wank over.