Groundhog63

Try again, please

Tbf any list with Gareth and David in, even at 9 & 10, can't be taken seriously

Marc needs to move to the MSL for 2025 😉

Or Ethiopian. Either way not white, obvs.

Hearing they want the club to sign Marc Guehi now but only if he'll wear whiteface. Thread. SAFC's Christian Army

I'm still trying to figure out how Jesus, a Palestinian/Arab, living in the middle East, had a Dad called Joseph, a Mother called Mary and a boat load of honkey mates like Matthew, Mark, Luke, John and Peter? Fucking immigrants going over there, stealing our Messiah!!! Mind, no surprise his turncoat pal, Judas, was his token ragheed. No idea if he turned a blind eye to a bit of same sex fun love either but the Romans AND the Greeks, for that matter, couldn't get enough of it. Lordy, lordy

That is superb

Andy Woodman returns.

All 3 North East teams at home. Unheard of.

The magic of the Cup

Man United Cup Draw

If I've followed this correctly even the harridan in the ticket office didn't make this decision. It was "the recipient can't go in" at that point. Escalated afterwards. Probs ticket manager.

Jota £45m Nunez £85m Salah £42m (in 2017 btw ££££) Gakpo £42m Diaz £52m Szob £70m

Anyone seen this? Last edition of Private Eye.

I'm all in for Howe. Everyone is entitled to their opinion but I wouldn't like share a trench with some of you lot 😂

Some fucking right whiney, deluded, ungrateful fannied on here mind. Unsurprisingly

Probably so they have someone black to hockle on if none of the team's black player's Mams bump into them in the car park.

Dear Matt We tried to do the right thing and get a paper ticket from the box office even though, when he sells tickets on, that Wallsendmag just deletes the ticket from the app and sends the punter the email. Regards JP

The initial manifestation of The Club World Cup isn't about making huge profits. It's about putting in place, in the international public's consciousness, a World Club league. It's what Yank owners are after.

Simply beautiful

Why's Lewis Hall running about in his socks

Woke af in this billet, like. I've just been washing the dishes and I heard her shout from the living room "aaaah fuck off man, I'm not listening to that shit" Went in and she's turned Sky off 😂😂 Manure wankfest

New game of Last Man Standing started this weekend. £270 in the kitty 12 binned already, having picked Villa (6), Manure (5) and Fulham (1) 6 of us on tenterhooks for the Toon

Tavernier