Groundhog63

Just done mine. The queue stuff (5mins) just led to a broken page so I did it through the club's site. Piece of piss

Need two buffet tables. Normal one, for normal folk and the other one with crisps, hot dogs in burger buns and other proper English food, marra

Absolutely. Backward, Tommy 5 names loving freaks. The lot of them.

Jesus christ.

This. The only difference I can see is the one on the left has "old" below it and the one on the right "new"

Hopefully they'll hit the ground. Literally

To get away from Rafa

So have we. Posting on here.

Nice

Looking forward to the Black Cat's Bar Makeover2

Or dead even? Fwiw I think him, Bruno and Big Joe are gonna fuck this league right up the doofer

Not to mention his good name

Or proof, if ever it was needed, Baldward had just made it all up. The Brexit Eddie stuff just read off here 😂

Does it matter if she lied about that? I've no skin in the game regarding her ability or, indeed, qualifications for her punditry,if you'll excuse the term, but he went full BartON I've genuinely never paid much attention to her, what little I've seen. Barton got stuck into her, though, quite venomously. Cue ensuing pile on. She could've ignored it all like I did when that wetwipe told everyone on here he had me on ignore then begged people not to quote me so he didn't have to read my posts through his whiney, stinging tears but not everyone is made of teflon 😉

Over the, considerable, years I've quoted from a comedy routine (think it was Morecambe and Wise) "don't worry, I've got my finger on the pulse" "you'll not find a pulse where you keep your finger"

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Job's fucked

A fat Jimmy Summerville could sneak in on my ticket tho. That's a no from me

Was successful 3 times for 2 tickets last season.

He was definitely just sat by his phone waiting for THAT call like, definitely 😉

All of us lot from graft went to a colleagues gaff in Otterburn for a BBQ. Families etc etc, all camped out on his field. Same pool Dad and same bairn involved. Laddie being a pest so Dad throws a 20p coin into the beer tub full of ice, water and bottles. Kid fishes it out but it took a while. So his Dad starts throwing more coins in. One by one. By the end the bairn had a few quid but his entire arm was blue

It's not the Alphabet League of a Sunday

Kid I used to work with had a family holiday once and his laddie was clarting about at the pool. Getting on everyone's tits. At some point the bairn took his inflatable arm bands off and put them on his ankles. Tells his Dad he's going to jump in. He just shrugged his shoulders and said "crack on son but you'll regret it" Cue, an upside down boy that Dad had to jump in and rescue 😂