Groundhog63

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Had a go at the ref, second yellow. Own goal

Kicking off at the Stad de Plop

Twas a quote from a Steve Googan gig VHS, back in the day. Voice over saying "it's at this time I like to slip into my silk kimono, slap on my favourite Burt Bacharach vynyl, then sit back and rub my big fat hairy cock"

Aye

No brainer from Bamburgh

Mental to think this was only a year ago.... https://www.google.com/search?client=avast-a-1&q=kuol+v+Argetina&oq=kuol+v+Argetina&aqs=avast..69i64.48j0j1&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:d3c11ef9,vid:mRnsOWCwmUs,st:0

During Howe's pre-West Ham pressa, iirc, one of the journalists asked about Minteh. Not a mention of Kuol. Ok so Minteh's at the better team and doing better but I hope the other young lad doesn't and hasn't been cut adrift a bit.

Lived in Berwick '73-80 and used to go to Shieldfield. Was a bit shit then and they were decent......ish. Speedway was way better. Loads of my fam live in Morpeth now and one of the younguns plays for Morpeth yoof. Sis reckons the grounds great and, iirc, they're doing well. The men's team, I mean ??

So far, since the takeover, I've been genuinely pleased for the supporters. Home and away. We went to the Spurs game, to say tara to that football legend Cabbageheed, and you could tell things were about to change. Even tho we lost that game and, of course, that fat mess was still in the dugout, the hope was tangibly back. Got Villa tickets this season so far and absolutely loved it. Great day out like the old days. I've said, tho, I'm not fussed about going to away games, travelling to Europe or even every home game. I sort of feel I've been there, done it, wore the t-shirt, as it were. Happy to get the odd game and watch every other on the snide, sat on my sofa, rubbing my big fat hairy cock with one hand whilst holding a beer in the other. Much to her disdain ? I've also said, on numerous occasions thaf I'm chuffed for this generation of fans that are getting to experience what we all got 20 years, and more, ago. Good luck to them, I say. Until Wednesday that was. I'm jealous as fuck. Looks and sounds out of this world.

It's even more amazing how some men, who've played 5 a side at Eldon square and 11 a side at Blakelaw pitches, think they've got some insight Eddie Howe hasn't grasped yet. Duds

Brilliant that, apart from the lass doing it. I mean wtf do they know about being a football fan ?

And welcome to the forum, Lee Anderson

Caroline Ahern, Sarah Millican. Granted that Miranda was dire but funny women do exsist. Mrs Groundhog has a waspish sense of humour only matched, in both speed and power, by her right hook. If I want funny women, tho, I watch Mrs Brown's Boys. That mam is hilarious

Nowt to do with football but Aldi now sell frozen fake Greggs. Wraps and bakes. £1.25 for 2 and they've fucking mint. Thank me when ya 25 clem

30mins highlights on TNT at 2pm btw

Watching the Highlights show on TNT and that clip of the crowd for the 1st. The despair when Isak's shot is saved immediately followed by the ecstasy ? The thud when Longstaff hits that ball. THUD!!! If there's a Matchcam at 7pm the neet I think my balls will explode

Anyone remember I was drunk last night I was drunk the night before And when I get up in the morning I'm gonna drink some more....

Ground must've been chokka with legacy fans last night. Sounded great ?

Head like a bastard and I was at home..... anyway....

Hearing after the game their gonna shepherd Les Ultras onto the Metro. Make them run the gauntlet, dodging "Get off the Metro" guy and his crew, then hoy them out in Shields and make them march down the Ferry Landing. Warriors come out to playyyyaaay

Moneyballs

WTF is THAT shit