Groundhog63

That, my son, is a right touch 😂😂😂😂

They must be waiting for a freebie manager.

31k? Fair play to them.

Fair play to him for coming back for round 2 but I think he should hang his gloves up. Crazy

😳😂 https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7oZbIuojqx/?igsh=cjJjeTV3dzZuN2xz

I would've been a better player if I wasn't on the piss all the time. Also fell in the trap of revelling in an ever blossoming reputation as a "spoiler". Played full back (left) for years then as I dropped standard became a midfield General 😜 Was having a few swallies last weekend and a mate asked me if I fancied a 60min kick about, 6 a side at Crammy Sports cos they were short. Obvs 7 pints deep I said "why tf not" 60 Yr old me, who has kicked a ball for varnigh 20 years, rocked up with my brand new, white, Sondico top and manky old trainers. Obvs had shorts and socks on as well, btw, I'm not a perve. Anyway I thoroughly enjoyed it but, boy, was I fooked. Tore a bit a calf muscle, a bit of a hammie, tackled myself at least twice and am still aching 3 days later. Roll on next Tuesday 😎

Appreciate it's off thread but that clip is up there with Paul in his bedroom, his mother asks if he's going for that job and he replied "I'll do it tomorrow" "tomorrow never comes" "did yesterday" And... "I've got 2 bad habits. Wanking and smoking. I'm a 20 a day man and I smoke like a trooper"

Bit of Emmental cheese stuck on his left cheek?

Exactly. 3 wins from CL as well. Oh what could've been 🙄😳

Absolutely loved this back in the day. Cheers for this 😍😍

MLFs in those 3 minutes

If it's nostalgia we're after.....

We're talking about a young bloke starting for new club, in a new country when he knew his world may well be about to crash around his ears, yeah? He'll be 100% solid. New signing 😂

That wasn't optimistic it was stupid

That's me, full kit wanker in Bennas, sept. Either that or Greggs gear.

Money goes straight into Zahawi's offshore bank account 🤔 Shameful 😉

Bought in Dubai

WhatsApp flaring up with Tripps to Saudi. £15m Bought a house, etc etc

Mason Greenwood, anyone?

Aye, and just down the road are The Trammps, usually found masturbating over A Flock of Seagulls

Should just cancel all the drinks contracts and sell Thistley Cross at the concourse bars. Be absolutely hilarious watching the carnage unfold

Probs what I shouldve taken the time to type instead of describing his take as nonsense, which it is. Gordon will play RW if needed, no bother. Joelinton is a box to box beast and would be wasted at LW. Willock also. That's why we have Barnes AND Gordon.

But it's my opinion that it IS nonsense. I mean that tells you I'm in disagreement. Capiche?