Groundhog63

Piegate 🤔 We were in the East Stand Home for the Elderly and, pre-match, I went for a Madrid 🤮 Served by a yoof, poured into a branded, cardboard cup. Obvs it was busy so I just took it, paid and fucked off back to MrsG watching the Wrexham game. Quickly realised my "pint" was mainly froth. Needs a clear cup, cunts

Seems like a good time to revisit my, old, Blackpool encounter with one of the undead. Posted before, obvs. Bunch of us in a bar, late on, on Matthew Street iirc. Pretty lass standing near the bar caught my eye. Only she's got this bloke in her ear. Me, being a seasoned people watcher, deduce they don't know eachother and his patter isn't making her day 😉 He goes off to the bog I neck my drink and go over to the bar. Asked her if she's "alreet" etc etc She says she is but he's doing her napper in but, adds, he's a Geordie like you. "Is he?" "Yeah, says he's from Newcastle" Anyways, me being married and not on the pull everything was very relaxed and we really got on. She wasn't after anything either, tbf 😂 Massive lads fan comes back from the bog and tries to muscle back in and I ask "I hear ya from the toon, whereabouts?" "Nah, I'm from Sunderland but they kna Newcastle better" then walks away 😂😂

I wasn't having a pop at you Bobby 😂😂

Tbf we've done alright this season. Couple of ballots not including my brain fart of applying for the derby when we're away obviously 😂, 3 x Members sale and 2 invites to wor pal's box. Only looked because I forgot the Bournemouth ballot and don't fancy trying the Members sale from Tokyo 😳 even with a VPN. I'm probably more pragmatic about it all because I might have snideTV. I don't but if I did 😉 I also think it's a bit hilarious when people's main gripe seems to be they're not happy they, personally, can't game the system the way they used to and don't like other people doing the same over them.

Benfica don't play in "the best (lucrative)league in the world" tho mate

Scum 😉

Looks like "Shortside upper" might even be the away end 🙄

First 4 listing for Bournemouth there, decent prices, all L7. Three of them, in the "seller's notes", say Adult and Junior. The one I gat doesn't say that is tempting but would be a shitter if two adults rocked up and one was denied 😂

I don't know why but Bez irritates me 😂 Chirpy little cunt, that he is 🤪

You're looking good mate 👍

Ok, Us and Up the Arse then 😂😂 It won't happen because Liverpool will turn it around and we'll get beat but I would love it, just love it if Spurs, Chelsea, Man City AND Liverpool bite the dust and we progress.

Hypocrite 😉

Lewis Hall was injured

Seem to have access to most of the ground

£80 for Bournemouth, West Ham etc etc https://seatpick.com/newcastle-united-tickets

Also would be fun, if nothing else, if we were the only English team not get beaten in these first legs 🤞😂😂

I posted in our match thread, at NIL- NIL, how great our game was 😂😂

True Faith's Charlotte Robson 👂🤮 v The Magpie Channel's Matthew Renton

I'm not sure anything that negative happened, tbf. True, them equalizing like that was a gutter but we played really really well. More positive than negative in chateau Groundhog

I'm old enough to remember them, at least, waiting until half time to sub their keeper

Listening to that True Faith podcast is ear aids like. Her fucking whiney voice made all the more grating when she's been on the sauce. Speaking of whiney voices, we seen that toon YouTube fella, with the male version of Charlotte's drawl, going into Killie Morrisons yesterday. Probs buying lozenges

Missed the Bournemouth ballot FFS 😂😂😂

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