Guybrush

Here me out, Osula right, Barnes central. Should we experimenting now? No. Would I still like to see it? Yes. Will I stop asking myself questions I can easily answer? Never.

Decent half

Really don't think I can handle the match thread today . We shall see

Hope it's Barnes left and Gordon right. I don't like it when they shift Barnes over to accommodate Gordon. Need Osula on before the 80th minute too.

There are so useless

What about putting Vardy in goal for a season?

Never heard of this goalkeeper, but if we don't sign him, St James Park should be burned to the ground.

Grealish? Absolutely not. I'll have nobody who slanders the name of Miguel Almiron at our club.

Wew

If a badge doesn't contain at least 2 seahorses, is it even a badge?

Hate it when I can't watch the match and use the match thread as a live update. It's like after each page I need a break to call the Samaritans

Football is unfair.

Same

No chance

Love Trippier waiting awkwardly for Osula to finish dancing And then Osula making the absolute most of it.

This is the most electrifying match in sports entertainment

Wonderful

This officiating man

Aye, wait what?

Hmmm, do I play this off as a clever bit of winding up where you all took the bait, hook, line and sinker? Or do I admit that I misremembered and made a huge mistake? Well, this is the Internet so... yeah you guys fell for yet another of my classic japes. Jokes on you and definitely not me, or this scoreline that's for sure.

Feel like these have had our number for a while.

Sent to me the other day . Apologies if Giggs.

These lot are absolutely done. Revenues are high but running on fumes of past success, laden with debt, and sinking under the crushing weight of fan and media expectation. The club is so obviously a failed business, I'm surprised Mike Ashley hasn't put a bid in.

Justice for Osula.