Guybrush

They what ?!

The Darlington pitch invasion was mental. I remember the chants of 'If Sammy scores, we're on the pitch', then the pitch invasion, which started in good spirits, but then I watched one lad fall over and a bunch of people just kicked his head in. Weirdest thing is, it's looked like they were all toon fans.

What in the AI nonsense is going on in here

Has there been any indication that we are actually in for Mbuemo? Or is it just that it makes so much sense this rumour has grown legs?

That is a crazy increase to ask for . He doesn't even start every game, right? Suppose with PSR it's win win if he stays or goes.

Why does it seem like Man U are determined to sell Mainoo? He's only 20, English international, homegrown. I haven't seen him play a great deal, but there was some hype about him earlier on. What's gaan on?

That position is going to Jamie Vardy

Howay the plane watch

Love the confidence of starting this thread #teamshay

That Spanish keeper or bust I say. Also, I've don't understand the hype with Guehi, but I suppose that's mainly because I've just seen him score goals for us

I will burn this forum to the ground if we don't sign this keeper I've never seen play football before. Start the thread!

Never in any doubt

I have a free hit, but have not taken this approach...

Rights. Captained Watkins to hopefully give him some bad luck - what else should I be doing? I've still got a work league to win.

All in. Look at all the success we had with the last guy from Rennes. It was marveauless.

I'd much prefer it goes like this

I think we'll win but it'll go like this: Man City will start winning, then Chelsea will start winning, we will still be at nil nil, there will be a forum meltdown, then a winning goal from us at the death.

Bloody hell. Now that is freak behaviour.

Also, I know there's lots to criticise, but cheesy chips are genuinely delicious and I don't care who knows it.

That sounds too unhinged to be true

It's an absolute disgrace that one of these teams will be in the Champions League next year