Guybrush

Legend.

@Alberto2005 You know what you must do.

Brilliant business this. It is possible to just invest the 80m in cloning Bruno?

Does this mean the return of radgies to level 7? Always seemed mental they broke it up so now families and tourists get pelters from the away fans.

80m is great business. If his heart was still with Newcastle it wouldn't be, but it isn't, so it is.

You jest (I think?) but my low stakes conspiracy is there's something in this. Less damaging to the brand to do it after he walks.

If it was just a Spurs loss needed I'd be more sure, but the fact West Ham need a win has me thinking it's probably a step too far. Still, it's a wonderful whoever goes down for a neutral either way

Chelsea, you're our only hope to keep the last day interesting... Don't screw it up!

You think so? The game is on Saturday isn't it? Would be even more mental to U turn on such a big decision.

Wow, really didn't think the EFL had it in them to do that.

Vuvuzelas aside, there was something about the South Africa world cup I really liked, although the tragedy and injustice towards the Black Stars still cuts me up to this day.

People ask for more technical players, Wolte is one of those players. He wasn't bought as the finished article and deserves time. The fact he's spoken about in the same breath as Elanga and Wissa when taking about bad signings is mental.

He's a good player and one we absolutely have to keep.

I think Willock has had a great game and Bruno's head has gone from earlier (it might have even been kicked off by that yellow should've been red, who knows)

What was that about?

Club legend.

Tripps man, my heart can't take it

Positive Pope baby oils his gloves before every match now

Aging limbs seems a bit harsh from the comms on Trippier there

Should be a red

Did Wilson beat Thiaw in a foot race earlier there?

Been out and about, what's the formation/system change? Is it a 4-2-3-1 again? Is Ramsey playing on the left like the BBC suggests?

Sick of Liverpool already. Get your own player targets man