Tyne81

I'm sure alot of us know of lads like this. I do, and I've said to them for years just fucking pretend you have the season ticket then go to town and stay in the pubs all day. Much better experience. Also click on the season ticket money. Everyone's a winner.

Always going to get a top 6 side for our opening game. Arsenal at home isn't too shabby. Man Utd on Boxing day isn't bad either, the Solskjaer rot would have well and truly set in by then mixed in with aload of Xmas football we could get him sacked that day

I've tried to get into this, especially for my daughter who has recently got into football and is at a club but Jesus I find it tedious. Just doesn't feel or play like the male equivalent. My daughter sharp lost interest too. Most I've seen is the England Scotland game and that was just dog awful, best bits were Alex Scott and Hope Solo talking shite.

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Not even a private jet is it? Sheikh news. Not got one as they moued the fuck out of buying the cunt.

I'm not linking it because Chronicle, but the wankers have only gone ahead and went back on Football Manager Another high end journalist piece showing how we would spend £200 million this summer. 95 million went on Hudson Odoi btw

Twitter has so much to answer for, I'm not going on there today. Journalism is dead.

I believe but Ashley man, you know that twat at some point will open his fat face and fuck us all over yet again. Rafa walks and half the population of Tyneside tops themselves.

Have you met our club?

Fuck it i'm back in. Mildly optimistic at the mou

That.

We all know how this ends chaps

Just had a text saying we are second favourites to sign Mbappe with some betting firm Nah, nee way I'm having this. We're not allowed nice things

Having been pretty much drunk for the last two days and out the loop I started to get a few confusing whatsapps about this. Initially wrote it off then read a bit about, then convinced myself we will be the next Man City. I'm still confused, this shit legit? Being a bit hungover and at work I'm now thinking the fat cunt is using this as a bullshit excuse to fuck Rafa off slyly. Help iz

Isn't it outright disrespectful to just go easy on them and treat them like a wounded puppy? As a professional against them that must hurt more then a top side playing at their best.

the levels of stupidity some people sink too man. That's him off to prison the micey twat.

Got a soft spot for Leeds as know a few of their fans and I'm often down there. Real old school support too especially away. Bar Liverpool recently, that day we played them on Good Friday was the best atmosphere around town and in the ground with a bit of edge that is often not there these days. They've been fucked over something rotten for years with owners and often flattering to deceive in the first hald to two thirds of the season before ballsing it up yet again. No feelings either way towards Derby but fuck Villa.

Turned it off at half time as Spurs looked battered and thought no way would wee see a game like the scouse one Probably against the grain but I'm chuffed for both of them. Should be a cracking final.

There is no way they are coming up through the playoffs, not a chance. Can't even see them getting through the two legs nevermind the final. Heads gone and no bottle, worst form they are in all season at exactly the wrong time. It's fucking brilliant ;D

If Perez is fit I can see us drawing or even a sneaky win. If he doesn't then it'll be a shite display and bland insipid defeat.

Never been so happy to see a former player doing well :'(

Despite originally being against VAR when it was first announced i'm now all for it. Thought the decisions last night were spot on and added a ton of drama to an already brilliant game. The world cup was a huge success partly down to it and something which England benefited from which over the years we would have missed out on. The levels of shithousery that goes on will reduce and more correct decisions should only be a good thing for the game.

The Birmingham fella who hit Grealish has apparently bumped into a few Villa fans according to the picture floating about