Robbo2

Get ready to witness the worst 85 minutes of "football" you've ever seen

Please for the love of god PSG, just get it done

I don't mind every sale we make for the next decade involve slinging some mud at that cunt and his cunt agent

I think that's it mainly. Football IQ seems more than fine, in real terms he's just a bit of a gorm

Hit the post thrice in 3 seconds (although the last was offside)

What the fuck just happened

He looks fucking massive which is a plus

Glad he's going abroad, he'd definitely win a million pens against us if he stayed in the PL. Additionally a sell on fee is smart, can see him staying a few years then moving back to Liverpool/Arsenal etc

Presumably fell out with people internally/made it clear he'd play at 50% to prioritise the World Cup - no way you'd play Murphy ahead of him otherwise

So sick of that smug cunt Dave Jones

Can't wait for this shite world cup

Love an equaliser here just to make Spurs shit themselves for 90 secs

A generous 4 because we did well in the cups and got reasonably far in the CL (easier format accepted)

Sure we tried that for a couple games and he got worse

And no pace apart from one or two sprints in the CL. Slowest pace merchant I've ever seen

Letting some cunt score on his testimonial, nice one

Fuck off

His main strength is getting to the by-line and whipping crosses in, or getting the ball out of his feet and slinging them in from deep. Right back makes no sense, particularly as he's very one footed so always makes the pitch narrow on that side

Isn't it a good weight loss/metabolism thing for fatties? Can't be eating if you've got some Wrigley's on the go

Not sure I've hated a player of ours like this before, it's almost refreshing to have a "new" feeling as a fan

Loves bringing those two shiters on at the same time £110m for the pair

This is absolutely shit

At least we didn't take the lead to throw it away

Which of the Sky Sports channels are we?