What a scoop. Is he just going to wander round hoping to bump into people?
Inside he'll find a phenomenal bacon sandwich for breakfast, I can tell you that much
He's been our best attacking outlet and probably our best defender all year despite being injured and working his way back to fitness once or twice. I'd say he's well within his rights to have a moan about some of the dross he has to share a field with
I'm choosing to delude myself that he'll stay until he's 35, pop back over to Brazil for a quick swansong before retiring. Then really leaning into his fishing and coming back to join Mortimer & Whitehouse as a frequent guest