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Arrival pictures on Insta/Twitter etc focusing on Gordon and Murphy's shirts, if we typically read anything into that

This just came up on my YouTube algorithm. Absolutely ridiculous performance... benched the following game of course

Formerly known as the "Danny Simpson"

What a fucking idiot

Anderson playing absolutely out of his mind

Certainly makes passing a football look like hard work

It's basically what Adam P does isn't it?

What a scoop. Is he just going to wander round hoping to bump into people? Inside he'll find a phenomenal bacon sandwich for breakfast, I can tell you that much

Presumably the yellow gets taken away from the defender?

"Not a lot of contact". You don't say...

Not really a La Liga watcher. This left back seems very good, and massive

Lucky cunts

We've just got our 3rd or 4th mention of the game. Doesn't feel right being in the conversation

Please count. Wtf was that goal

Fuck me

The leg contact doesn't matter then. Don't get it

CL pen incoming

He's been our best attacking outlet and probably our best defender all year despite being injured and working his way back to fitness once or twice. I'd say he's well within his rights to have a moan about some of the dross he has to share a field with

I'm choosing to delude myself that he'll stay until he's 35, pop back over to Brazil for a quick swansong before retiring. Then really leaning into his fishing and coming back to join Mortimer & Whitehouse as a frequent guest

Where's the foul there!?

Get that fucking paella nonce off the pitch ffs. Closing down our players on the ball the cunt

Kick it at him from 1 foot away, appeal for a pen. The Arsenal way

Fuck me Burn