Lazarus

Only 6 is true tbh.

Boils down to this with Hayden Who would you rather dropped into central defense as part of Brucies back 8... Hayden? Or Shelvey? I know who I'd choose.

Cant remember the specifics but it was something about him having MASSIVE bollocks following 12 place finish i think. You also know it was a piss take account? Not the real Mike??

This another of your posing and pouting vids?

You didnt have a full head of hair the last time. Its now 9 (ish) months later so you must have even less

Theres only 1 way Bruce leaves voluntarily... And that is if his beloved Manure come calling.

HTT will be proud of that chart.

He has been poor. You cant even justify it with a 'but Bruce...' anymore.

Bruce has just gained another decade in management. Unbelievable. The Bruce loving press will be telling us shelvey covered the most ground in each match next!

Goal for Murphy

Thats insane

Did the letter go to the small 14 or just the big 6?

Am sure its been mentioned before, get stavely and the reubens to buy the clurb, pass the od test with flying colors, then bring in the saudis at a later date. Obviously theyre sticking with the 80-10-10 though

And Mrs Shipman

So that rules us out?

Nah its not Yorkie - hes not that well spoken.

And the backpass rule........

Great news but assuming we do sign him (i know, i know) itll be within a week of the transfer window closing. Theres no way big Mike will pay him to go on his holidays

I do that when driving too. Wor lass isnt so keen as she drives everywhere on 2 wheels mostly

Away fans have been better than our home fans the last few years tbh.

Did he walk the whole way round on his own? Hope so

Anyone know what the Arsenal fans are saying about his goalscoring prowess?