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We've got to get behind this man - he's one of us

Im pretty sure were down again - Ashley will have to lend us some more money pleased hes so benevolent

Best post the neet by a long long way

Awaiting a Pardew-esque press conference

Well that was enjoyable

The effort was woeful - all the players have got their armchairs out since Rafa left - no wonder they love Brucy over Rafa - no work required at all - and don't worry about being disciplined it really is too much effort man

Not bothered either way but maybe Bruce could be bitten by a rare East Anglian flesh eating bug that makes a huge mess of his face...oh wait

i always thought in Hebburn the Clock was an NUFC pub and its the Longship thats Sunderland? It was years ago but their Hebburn Branch go from the Clock now! f***ing weirdos that lot. What's with all these branches? All part of the Yewtree :laugh:

No way in a month of Sundays we are finishing 5th again, not unless Joelinton turns out to be far better than his stats would suggest - and if that is the case we will have to eat humble pie and give credit to our scouting team. That season we finished 5th we had a front three of Cisse, Ba and Ben Arfa, that would frighten a lot of teams tbh. I think the pundits are right, survival will be all we are looking for, whether that means finishing 12th or 17th doesn't really matter. Sorry to be pedantic but I can't let Pardew get away with this. We actually kept a fully fit Ben Arfa on the bench until the second half of the season. Alan preferred Obertan. Later, Sammy Ameobi would render both Frenchmen defunct. We had some unreal attacking talent nonetheless. The main difference when Ben Arfa was allowed to take part is that in the second half of the season we started to actually play some good football. In fact most of us commented that he had stumbled upon his best line up by default when we got injuries and he had no choice but to play Ben Arfa. And what will Bruce stumble across I wonder

Dartboard material

Is this club still playing league football like ?

Ask the said journalist just how many chances Bruce needs to succeed as his career is littered with failures from every corner of Britain... fuck me if a horse had failed that many times it would be running in 'sellers' by now

What a mackem agent??

Is this cunt still alive ... surely crowd funding could sort something out to please most of Britain

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Did you write that? It pretty much nails it for me, like. Yeah I did. Found myself so frustrated on Sunday that I thought I'd write something to let it out! Glad you agree. That my friend is 100% spot on such a great post m8

Yep - we scored about 10 wonder goals - won a lot of games by one goal - Krul and Colo were immense! I don't see many goals in this team and Miggy's confession is not surprising. Only Mutu has the capacity unless of course by some miracle Andy Carroll has been to see the witch doctor about his decrepid health issues and becomes the one of old - now that would be exciting...then I woke up What was Miggy’s confession? Sorry just seen this - he has come out and said he has never been a natural goalscorer through his career - fortunately he does have the capacity to create

This is where I am too... I was outside Aspers having a tab as they came down the street rain-soaked and miserable - I was audibly baiting the fukkers with plenty of bleats and did you enjoy that then scabs..not one fukker even looked me in the eye as they walked past heads bowed and to my mind ashamed of their Ashley-supporting presence - my mate took me inside for everyones good - not my best moment I admit but beer was in etc

I can't see any fans forums being planned this year - against the rules which no-one enforces of course

Yep - we scored about 10 wonder goals - won a lot of games by one goal - Krul and Colo were immense! I don't see many goals in this team and Miggy's confession is not surprising. Only Mutu has the capacity unless of course by some miracle Andy Carroll has been to see the witch doctor about his decrepid health issues and becomes the one of old - now that would be exciting...then I woke up

Most bookies have slashed the pre-season relegation odds on Newcastle from 7/2 down to around 2/1 and lower. After the Norwich result of course the swingometer will move either way - a crucial test of Brucetics and team spirit

He already makes Rafa look immense - proven failure vs world class act

I met up with several season ticket holders who were watching in the city centre so I would tend to agree with the lower figures being more accurate - and yes as Brucism sweeps through the team by December those visible holes may well double in size - sorry to say but the lack of cover the lack of discipline and the lack of a plan smacks of the Pardew demise and we know where that ended - this time there will be no fairytale ending where the Champions league winner comes to the rescue of Sports Direct FC - and where will our 'best' players want to be by then Titanic or the transfer lifeboat? Divided we fall United we could sort this fat mess out in a few short weeks

The passionate fans have mainly left judging by the silence of the lambs on Sunday. Why don't they just bleat loudly as they vaseline their arse holes. There's a reckoning coming at our next 2 games I believe.. no good will come from all of this.

At least that one's factually accurate Why is he actually a bast*** like?