Johneddy

Is someone going to take Ashley to task now that we have proof from BZG that he moved the goalposts after a deal was agreed. He gets away with murder in the press with his bullshit and of course he has admitted what happened with his 10 million either way statement as proof. Come on press people sit him down and tear him a new one about us genuinely being for sale as he has The Best Interests of the club at heart. What a total fukin lying cunt... wish we could have a look at those fukin books..

But Shelvey loves the training sessions under Bruce...you can see just how sharp and fit he has become - I mean look at the temple that is Brucies body what a fine example of a fitness doyen

mebbees meant 19th man give him some slack

They'll be booing like fuck come 17th May - not just coz its Liverpool winning by a boatload either

Bruce said yesterday he knows where Rafa went wrong - by not attacking enough and not scoring enough goals - 25% possession shows you indeed have really cracked it Brewcie boy

Sat in George yesterday with 4 other season ticket holders telling them of our intention not to attend. One lad stayed with us and the other 3 went but it was hilarious that at half time they reappeared having left the ground and come back for some beer ...it's growing definitely

Bruce is not to blame Sports Direct FC have but one ambition and a multitude of patsys could be called upon to do the jpb 25% possession at home against Brighton. Is acceptable for Charney and Co. Anyway it was the fans fault ffs we forgot to turn up

Every day he lives I dream of his death - watch as we get the fuktard son in law as next in charge with the same brief - ad infinitum

This club has no moral fibre whatsoever and I don't see why Charnley doesn't get just as much abuse as Ashley - he is complicit in everything in this case including mock meetings and investigations with those involved - he must also be kingpin in shuffling the premiership money around from within.... bullet 2 imo

Man U glory seekers disappearing fast... Nee fukker there tonight

I'd happily shoot the cunt and claim responsibility

If Mike Ashley was in a band it would be Dodgy

MA has banned the press from attending - such an open book is our Mike

Have faith brothers our time is nigh Feel it in me watter

In a competition tomorrow - baits all prepped and pies cooked ... shh this is the Mike Ashley thread man...Chron reckons were still for sale so fingers crossed something happens out of the blue and we can all get back to the matches again. Imagine when it happens - the atmosphere will be like a cup win @SJP

I'm not Scoots fookin dad man but his dad was a great m8 of mine and dedicated black and white before he sadly passed away. Me an Scoot continued going to the games till recently before deciding to go into town to support beer sales without going to the match. The casino is usually where we hang out trying to make a pension fund out of roulette

The Everton game was a cracker

We'll see what happens if the results take a down turn. You can only look after yourself and once again will be in toon on the pop but not attending the game - good luck with your choice and if you go be interested to know not about the attendance but of the passion of the attendees in any report.

Great faith there Decky fella I don't even know myself wtf I'm on about so most times I like to hoy a bit tongue in cheek stuff on a forum to see how many young'uns will dig back to prove my total lunacy. I'm s remaining brexiteer who loves Newcastle while having dreams of blowing the owners fukin head off with a markel rifle been banned 3 times from the mackem forum last time as a smoggie just coz they avent got a sense of humour and refused to accept us as 'derby match' neighbours...my next comment could be a letter of love or hate for Boris...depends how much I've had to sup usually. Wish TT was on here - he understands me

Bo;;ocks go when you want man don't listen to the haters

Of course it does, we would like to know who was moving what goalposts. Any truths to be dug out about Ashleys t&c are of eternal interest and pertinent to the future too.

Bit of an assumption that - btw we only joined the common market originally to trade which was brilliant the politics of straight cucumbers were thrust upon us much later by unelected eurocrats. Couple of dodgy years and then we'll be up and away abiding by our own democratic laws. Democratic being when a country votes to do something and it actually happens. Wonder if we could elect Mike Ashley out?

So Caulkin reckons Ashley is a difficult seller? Well then George how about a trip to the Arab Emirates to do a bit of proper journalism on what ACTUALLY took place this summer - surely the ready made follow up story.. .yet to see this one pursued to the minutia and it's what the fans want/need to all know. The Chronicle lads must have been told to drop it in case they get accused of proper journalism

He's a typical squad filling Ashley signing - building for the championship - a player who wont leave if the worst happens again

Saw Lazaar play for the reserves last year and even at that level he was shyte. Tried to be a fancy Dan on a couple of occasions to impress but was dispossessed both times. He would be murdered in the prem... yet another of a pile of shyte left back signings. I go back to the days of Alan Kennedy for the last real good one although Bez was decent in the Keegan team