Armchair Pundit

I feel we have a whole team of Emils from Robocop after he's crashed into the toxic waste vat, just stumbling along waiting to get run over

Ha, Newport's sponsored by Plumbstop, that's apt

The Toon's new sponsor announced at the end of the match - Tena Incontinence Pants - because we're piss up the front and shit at the back... ... yeah, it's old but still true!

My god, what on Earth is this shit

Bahahahahaha! Jesus christ on a bike, I've just turned it on, what is this shit? How are we 1-0 against League Two Newport???

It's a pretty negative board club like. FYP

Well, to be fair his arm didn't 'need' to be there...

Was all about the box in a box in a box and the special box apparently

Jeezo, I fuck off to Tesco just after the second half starts and I come back to a 1-1 draw, how the fuck did that happen?! Bruce has more bloody cake than Kiplings!

Bruce telling Ritchie which way the opposition goal is and getting it wrong

Can't help thinking there's several players, Ritchie included, that Rafa made look Prem standard when they are actually Championship at best.

Fucking hell, get Richie off!

He was going for the man on the back post ... in Gateshead

I hate Souness commentating, he's just a Scottish Bruce.

Worst tactical manager in the league bar none!

To be honest, I'm thinking there's more chance of me being past sometime soon!

Good grief, Morecambe would have made my gran look like a world class player! Nice to score seven goals but it was against a team three leagues below us so not worth getting too excited by the player's performance

Mrs Doubtfire's deffo going to get found out this season, he's not going to be able to rely on all the good work Rafa had put in place or the drills and training that had previously been instilled. We might have some better players that Rafa was allowed to sign but it won't matter one jot with cabbage-head leaving them to their own devices.

What a piss poor game this has been, same old shit from us but then none of the game has been helped by current standards of refereeing or the wank rules in place these days. We thoroughly deserved to get beaten, but I can't help thinking the game isn't half as good as it used to be before all the stupid rule amendments and changes that cause way too much interpretation these days.

Also picked up a knock mid-week. s*** game from him but some absolutely lifting comments about him on here. He was being outplayed by a turbo midget

Hmmm, there goes the suspect French attitude on ASM, doesn't want any more balls ups pinned on him in this game, injury my arse!

I don't think I'm going to carry on watching this shite, tedious doesn't even begin to describe it.

FYP - no way Lamptey can be classed as a man with that stature