Kid Icarus

Don't think there'd be anywhere near as many questions about him if Gordon hadn't taken pens off him, mind. He'd potentially be on 12 I think?

Some made up rule

Again this performance will only matter in the context of the performances that follow it.

Let them, same as plenty of them would for Trent, same as I wouldn't begrudge Brentford fans being the same over Wissa despite it being nowhere near as egregious.

Heron, Chalobah charges in like the bullet train man. It's an absolute stonewaller.

He's the exception to the rule. Genuinely hope it (or anything) ends his career. In football terms he's scum.

I fucking hate Romero, utter cunt.

It does, it's that simple, read the rules. I'm unbelievably bored with this now though as I'm sure everyone is.

It quite often does actually.

Featuring us I think it is.

I'll just repeat what I said. Foden has taken his shot before Schär hits him. James fouls Barnes to get to the ball.

The ball isn't there because Foden has taken his shot and missed. Schär hits him after the shot has been taken, nothing like James fouling Barnes to get to the ball. I don't believe that you're this daft.

Totally different at full speed innit. His foot there is part of a motion of him going around the ball, then it hits his knee, after he's already taken Barnes out. Bruno called for the pen, it was a corner because they got the decision wrong, it's a pen.

Feel like we need to record this stuff and bring it up every season. It's anyone's for the taking yet again. The other one that happens more widely is that a team (usually Arsenal) are going to run away with the league when they're like 5 points clear in October.

Actually hold on, I was thinking of something else. The Schär on Foden one wasn't a pen, Foden had already taken his shot.

The force he goes in with is unbelievable like.

Go for a walk? Uncalled for.

Apparently everyone unanimously saying "that's a pen" wasn't enough, we were supposed to be up in arms about it like we would have been if it had happened to us in order for it to count.

Good way of putting it.

The disallowed Anderson goal? Aye, that was a terrible decision. Think the Ritchie disallowed pen and PSG handball beat today for individual decisions as well, but for all round performances I can't remember a worse one than today, terrible big decisions with huge consequences everywhere you look.

Same story every season. I don't get it.

It is.

Aye, you've shown your hand there in terms of being on the wind up. He doesn't get the ball and Barnes isn't offside, but you know that already.

Yes they do.

Must...forward...agenda