Kid Icarus

The amount of times they 'had to give Newcastle credit' for being 1 up, the better team and better defence while Arsenal offered nothing was crazy.

Brighton are dicking Liverpool at the moment

Horses for courses.

Doesn't remotely pass the eye test. Fair play for keeping up the bit though.

Sometimes ah maybe good...

Womp womp

Wasn't a chance imo, cross was behind him and he got nothing on it.

Not even that really, they weren't even neat and tidy, they offered nothing

Actually just thinking, Ginola first time cross to Sir Les vs (I think) Wimbledon as well.

More like they were trying to bot through a carbon fibre chastity belt by thumbing in a softy

Love that goal.

Wew. Of all the things I expected from a great performance from him, it wasn't the defensive side of his game. Completely dominant.

Exactly the type of game he excels in, brilliant performance

Fantastic result considering you'd think we'd just been watching Arsenal vs Arsenal. By far the better team, they had nothing and what little they offered we had the answer for. Hall and Tino more or less flawless, but really it was a great team performance with only Schär being a bit off at times. King Edward yet again making the unpopular decisions that reap the rewards. Love it. Pope: 7 Livramento: 8.5 Schär: 6 Burn: 7.5 Hall: 9 Bruno: 8 Longstaff: 8 Willock: 8 Joelinton: 8 Gordon: 8 Isak: 8

Why would Sean Longstaff do this?

Cleopatra probably said the same and look what happened to her.

Newcastle 1 v 1 Arsenal Bournemouth 1 v 3 Man City Ipswich 2 v 1 Leicester Liverpool 3 v 1 Brighton Forest 1 v 1 West Ham Southampton 1 v 1 Everton Wolves 1 v 1 Palace Spurs 1 v 2 Villa Man United 2 v 1 Chelsea Fulham 2 v 1 Brentford

Lorraine Kelly more like

His enthusiasm is 🤌

We'll beat these anarl

Joan Felix is an industry plant and a tax right off. He's fucking shite. Pathetic.

Why would Eddie Howe allow this to happen

I'll let you search for it, it gives me shivers.