Kid Icarus

Need to make sure this takeover doesn't turn me into a proper brat but I just can't get excited about a defender like.

He's the absolute worst, which is really saying something

Listening to NTS and them playing The Sicilian Clan by Morricone perfectly in time with me giddily watching Isak's plane come in to land at Newcastle Airport from my bedroom window was joyous. Felt like I was in a film

He's being a completely needless bellend in the replies like

Agents can be absolute parasites but I always think it's funny how they're singled out when clubs are often really no better. Recently how often have we heard of players being told that if they run down their contract or don't leave for another club they won't be played or loaned out? And that's just one example

And you'll all pay it

'Bring him home' posts incoming

Think Onana will turn out to be an astute signing like.

And then they did from ~2017. Castore's home kits design wise (4 aside) were that too. Don't see that with adidas at all. Patch on the back, the fangs, misaligned sponsors. As has been mentioned before, for all the PR hype, to put out a version of that away kit that looks lower effort than Big River's 5 minutes on FC Kit Creator is shite. Even then it's only a cream pair of shorts away from being decent

I don't think there's any problem with them leaning on tradition, it's that what they've come up with is unbelievably boring and lazy that's the problem. If they'd nailed it we'd all love it. Honestly I think even if they'd done cream shorts it would have been class, but they got rid of what was good about it in the first place

The collar being curled up in the photoshoot

Released tomorrow then

I have to be honest, it's 2011.

Is everything alright?

If the third one had the trefoil man.

I guess you could say it's...a treat?

Fucking hell, imagine being in that position man

I don't care, I'm so desperate

I don't care, I'm desperate

Does it just always feel like this, or was it this slim pickings last summer as well? Haven't even seen a blatant lie in about a week.

I prefer it tbh, would much rather have the flexibility to spend less time fancying about on it. Happy with Haaland being stupid money as well.

I just want to be lied to...please, I'm desperate

A new reason to be certain we're moving again then It's not implausible like, but I wish the balloon on it was forever burst, we knew without all reasonable doubt that we're staying at SJP and we could move on.

You and everyone would absolutely, without question, lap it the fuck up. If you can accept PIF if it means potentially being successful, you'd get over whatever dislike you have for someone infinitely less egregious and more successful in about 45 seconds.