Kid Icarus

Never known a player play at the level he plays at for this long without anyone really talking about him as much as Goretzka.

Looks class, Germany look shite tbh.

They are a competent club.

...please, go on.

'Did they think they were going to actually play for Chelsea?' should be on Howe's player intelligence checklist if it isn't already.

Moyes doesn't strike me as a grass

The game came after me

He looks incredibly Scottish EDIT: Ah, he's Canadian.

Funnily enough I did my ancestry last year and my name represents one of only two bits (Clontibret and Ballyragget) of Irish lineage I have, it was a bit disappointing.

Unfortunately gentrification doesn't care.

Yes

Oh great

Hearing reports that he "Oozes moving forward"

Aye, that's where I got it from. Douglas is probably one of the less reliable journos now, so we'll see I suppose.

Which pod? Mark Douglas thinks we might not even be in for Wilson anymore.

BDB was the best player in August but Bruno was so inspirational in that Liverpool match that it's absolutely fair enough like.

Best and favourite are definitely different for me after this summer, so thanks for the reminder of sadness. Here's a mix Pope Trippier Schär Burn Jose Enrique Bruno Lee Beardsley Ben Arfa Shearer Ginola

Most clips I see of him he's always bigging us up like. Tbh the whole Football creator stuff is so bad now that he's nowhere near the being one of the worst ones.

Maybe it's like when people find out that not only does their cat have a second family, but that it's actually them that's the second family.

Absolutely chaspin' to see this lanky streak of silk. International breaks are shite.

Yeah, more downing tools than sabotage. All about interpretation though I suppose, easy to argue that downing tools is sabotage.

"I wasn't trying to sabotage anything, your honour, I was really that bad for 2 whole months" commented the £130m player widely regarded as one of the best strikers in the world. Like some of us have said before, we can't prove he was trying to sabotage our season - it's not something I'd put any effort into trying to prove, because it sounds and is a bit mental, but he definitely looked like a player who was with the way he played after the final.

You're committed to the bit I'll give you that