Kid Icarus

I love how everyone's archived and copy and pasted the one that isn't behind the paywall

Reader mode

Presumably the bit they had to edit out was Anderson saying "stotties don't have crusts ye fuckin' IDIOT"

Oooh a bit of Erasure for the lehhhds

Having the original right next to it wasn't a wise move

Okay, Arteta? Mourinho? Simeone? Conte? Tuchel? Postecoglu? Even Howe's known to unleash it from what I've heard from ex-players. The only managers I can think of that almost certainly never go on like that are Ancelotti, Southgate, probably Rafa.

Pep and Klopp seem to make it work, like. Ferguson did as well.

Aye, but you don't just arrive at your destination. They're all vying to get there over time.

You can't still be asking what drives it while engaging with it surely? All engagement = money, it's that simple.

At this point I think Chelsea getting rid of players is an endorsement more than anything else.

Despised would be extreme hyperbole but you should see the comments whenever he's on Loaded Mag. The people who watch it regularly are not your usual braying internet mob that you'd see on Twitter, but even they aren't fond of him and keep asking the hosts to stop having him on. Watch one episode and you'll see it like, he's constantly having digs at us, our players and so on.

I wouldn't take anything to mean anything with Palace, they're pretty tough negotiators.

Said it before and I'll say it again, Felix is the ultimate industry plant/money laundering player. He's absolutely shite vs the combined fees he's commanded. Captain of the Flopsbum Launderers

That's the opposite of what I've seen like. Most of the comments I've seen are along the lines of "why are we after Olise when we have Madueke?" and the same now they've signed Neto. End of last season I think he changed a lot of people's minds.

And the rest I think. 22 years old, attacking player, England U21 International, PL experience. Can see them asking for £50m.

My boss is an Everton fan and he's all in on him like. Reckons his level is easily the same as Stones and Distin.

I fucking hate our fans sometimes. 14 years of what we had and then just immediately recalibrating your scale so that shit no longer refers to our football under Bruce, or Obertan, Riviere or Hendrick. It means 'the second half of Trippier's 23/24 season' Entitled little bitches.

Shouldn't be tbf, but then neither should Arsenal be in amongst those teams.

Nah, their Twitter is almost Ornstein level reliable

Radio or twitter? Very important distinction

Can't believe no one's mentioning Dubravka tbh. He almost single handedly messed up our defence because he can't do the sweeper keeper thing. I'm hoping that our new Keeper, even if he isn't a particularly great shot stopper has a bit more about him in terms of sweeping up like Pope does.

Didn't see the match but did see the disallowed goal. What was his general play like? Did he look raw, a rough diamond, or not far off from where he needs to be? In terms of raw attributes he seems like the typical Howe striker like.

He'd have been a PSR sell regardless I think. Just as Miley probably will.

I was going to go with "No, I sleep in a bed with my wife" but this is good