Kid Icarus

This is well worth a watch, from 3 months ago. A bit of an in-depth analysis of his game and compared with Isak and Ekitike. Antonio Mango's a decent watch. Initially thought he was a bit of a Sean Casey when I saw him on Loaded, mainly because he was always throwing loads of names around, but with hindsight I think it was more about who he likes rather than who we were after.

Okay, so what are you basing what you're saying on?

He's staying at The Dakota now.

Says who? You've just been talking about "after the meeting on Monday", we bid £60m for Strand Larsen yesterday.

Don't think insane is too strong. It's like a more extreme version of when we were going for Joao Pedro then went for Isak instead. Strand Larsen, who I was talking about (and was also an Isak not Wilson replacement as late as yesterday) might have been good, but wasn't hyped or widely wanted and we bid £60m. For £9m more we've signed a striker that's hyped, widely wanted, and Bayern have been after all summer. After the summer we've had, to come out of it signing a player potentially better than all of the players we've missed out on is miraculous, it's mad.

Missing out on Wolves' £60m striker, so pivoting to signing possibly the most exciting striker prospect out there, taking him from under the nose of Bayern Munich. I'm still creased, it's an insane move.

Would love to recreate the film Celtic Pride on him if I knew there'd be zero consequences like.

My mates dad refused to stop calling Nzogbia 'that en-zih-go-bee'. I can't wait to hear how he pronounces this.

That reads as 'I'll come back when Amorim's gone'

Just remembered when James Lawrence Allcott did a video with Stuntpeg rating every club's rumoured big signing and they had Woltemade as ours. At the time completely weird, never rumoured, and not at the time either, so it's canny weird that it's happened.

Ah God aye, it's gonna be a nightmare on that front. On here as well tbh. Hopefully any attempts at puns result in an autobahn

I like that this means I can get that incredible Germany top without disrespecting our soldiers

Seek help ffs

Honestly, like £95m

Can only think of him as Big Nick already

Yeah, slap on the wrist for believing Google AI.

Don't stop...

He's a left winger. Makes absolutely no sense even as a made up rumour

In fairness, on here it's literally just one person.

Niiiiiice

I'm resigned to it happening now, keeping him until next summer or selling him abroad and telling him it's that or nothing would be too perfect.

Edwards should honestly retire like, he's absolutely no use to anyone

Oh they could sell Isak could they Luke? What a shameless arsehole he is man.

No need to apologise, welcome to hell HAHAHAHA Nah, I just hope you're alright tbh.

I still don't know the process that happens where you miss out on 9 players so end up settling for the player Bayern wanted to replace Kane.