Kid Icarus

Your Anakin character arc this summer has been harrowing

Does he?

It's based on the song 'Wonderwall' by Mike Flowers Pop

I said maybe Anth Gordon and Peter Crouch had a baby And after that You're my Woltemaaade

How do we go from missing out on Wolves' centre forward for £60m to getting the player Bayern were replacing Kane with for the same price?

Still absolutely wouldn't sell him to Liverpool at any price tbh.

He looks fucking class. I don't know how this is happening tbh. To go from JSL to him is mental

How is this possible?

Fuck off, no way!?

Started off really difficult and then eased off a bit to the point that they're actually a really good set of fixtures. Happy with them.

Loving Barca at home. PSG away, not so much

Little did we know, Guehi wasn't a lesson to learn, it was the model.

Fucking hell

The tone of all Mike's recent Isak posts :

When their choice is £60m for JSL or £110m-ish for staying in the league, that difference between the £25m they spent and £60m is nothing.

Needs a title update

Not has he. Just over £400m gross and something like £300m net.

Why would PSR do this to us!?!

Our head of recruitment, everyone.

It translates as the ramblings of a madman but what's decipherable is really nice to read.

Nowhere near to writing him off, but your 70 or 80 million star striker taking the last possible penalty is really bad like.

If this gets rejected then whoever keeps leaking to everyone that they're confident about X, Y and Z happening needs to be taken out the back and shot.

You both know what she and others mean though. For many reasons he's been given a lot of rope because he came in mid-season and he's basically been allowed to class the start of this season as his actual start.

It's solely because sacking a manager 3 games in would be disastrous tbf, she talks a lot of sense.

Alice Talks Football has turned on Amorim, stopping short of wanting him out right now, but she's absolutely livid.