Kid Icarus

Has to be Man United Burnley. Potential for hilarity if they lose or draw and hilarity at what 'good' under Amorim looks like.

Every single thing we've done up to this point, aside from that statement we put out, indicates that we will like. Mainly because we already have.

This is the problem when "we'll only sell once we've got replacements" means "now we have to sell him at some point" once those replacements come in and PSR is activated.

Don't intend to spend anywhere near £20m under the asking price. Fuck off man, this is pathetic.

Absolutely revolting if we sell him for that

Opening with Barca at home is delicious.

Get the yellow ticker on you pigs

Eddie's genetic freak mags

Considering what others (including us and Liverpool) are paying for unproven PL players £130m for him is a joke. It's bad enough to capitulate on the situation, if we capitulate on the fee we want shot with shit, I still have absolutely no idea why the club are being so unbelievably and needlessly subservient to a club and player that have acted disgracefully towards them.

Making Pardew look like the normal one is unforgivable

I wonder if we ever tell players they can't have the number 9.

Strategically and in terms of not setting a precedent I think the best option is still to keep him, but most importantly him, his agent and Liverpool need to suffer.

That's: Isak 9 Elanga 14 Woltemade 9 That's he's got this summer. Fucking daft shite.

Chelsea 2 v 0 Fulham Man United 2 v 1 Burnley Spurs 2 v 1 Bournemouth Sunderland 1 v 0 Brentford Wolves 0 v 1 Everton Leeds 1 v 2 Newcastle Brighton 1 v 1 Man City Forest 3 v 0 West Ham Liverpool 1 v 1 Arsenal Villa 1 v 1 Palace

Because he plays for Brighton

Imagine him leading you ffs

Rightly so as well, our best defensive CB

Looks like one of those "box crashers" that the analysts love hoying about.

Imagine how class this would all be without the Isak shit? Sounds a bit stupid but we're on course have had both a terrible and brilliant window all at the same time.

Andy Brassell on him. All before him coming here.

This is well worth a watch, from 3 months ago. A bit of an in-depth analysis of his game and compared with Isak and Ekitike. Antonio Mango's a decent watch. Initially thought he was a bit of a Sean Casey when I saw him on Loaded, mainly because he was always throwing loads of names around, but with hindsight I think it was more about who he likes rather than who we were after.

Okay, so what are you basing what you're saying on?

He's staying at The Dakota now.

Says who? You've just been talking about "after the meeting on Monday", we bid £60m for Strand Larsen yesterday.

Don't think insane is too strong. It's like a more extreme version of when we were going for Joao Pedro then went for Isak instead. Strand Larsen, who I was talking about (and was also an Isak not Wilson replacement as late as yesterday) might have been good, but wasn't hyped or widely wanted and we bid £60m. For £9m more we've signed a striker that's hyped, widely wanted, and Bayern have been after all summer. After the summer we've had, to come out of it signing a player potentially better than all of the players we've missed out on is miraculous, it's mad.