Kid Icarus

L'equipe gave Livramento a 5 iirc against PSG so we'd be waiting forever for anything above that

And that makes him automatically better than the players who did do things that were shit, like fail to come for balls over the top, give away pens (Dubravka), get done twice for goals (Trippier), not track runners (Lascelles, Schar, Bruno, Gordon) constantly give the ball away (Almiron, Bruno, Joelinton) Isak gets away with not getting a lower rating purely because he didn't do those things

A 1 in my rating system is Dyer and Bowyer vs Aston Villa or Cantona vs Palace.

5 is a shit rating, the others were just worse.

No complaints. Absolute abject shite. We're obviously knackered but if that's the inevitable end result, you have to mix it up a bit and have some planning. Depressing seeing a team we know we can blast away at full strength pull out the tricks and flicks because we're nowhere near it. Probably still less depressing than the hot takes we'll get from the bad weather posters over the next few days though. Dubravka: 3 Trippier: 4 Lascelles: 5 Schär: 4.5 Livramento: 5 Bruno: 5 Joelinton: 4 Miley: 5.5 Gordon: 5 Isak: 5 Almiron: 3

Can someone tell Joelinton there's an overlapping fullback available to him. Jesus fucking Christ

Get Trippier off man, he can't pass it 3 yards

No game against the Spurs is a lost cause either, North London has the most spineless bottlers in football, but it's hard to see where it's coming from when every one of our players is

It really doesn't matter who the players are that we bring on now, it's a bit of a dereliction of duty to keep some of these players on when they're essentially dead.

As clueless as he always is. The bloke does zero homework

You're not affected by Newcastle putting out a completely well intentioned tweet that has no bearing on your situation either

Is there anything people won't whinge about man

Havertz being a snivelling little chisel rat, surprise.

Not sure that's hand ball or definitely Havertz's goal. How unfortunate for Arsenal and their fans ?

Jesus has been so poor

Lovely move that

Notwithstanding any mitigating circumstances, teams that play shit, scrape wins and are regularly humiliated whenever they play anyone decent shouldn't be anywhere near the top 4 come the end of a season this competitive. Eventually they get found out. Last season that was Spurs, this year unless they turn a corner it's Man United. They've only just barely started having a tough run of games.

How unfortunate

One of those off target shots hit the post and they should have scored it, and they had a goal disallowed for offside when Solanke could see the line in front of him but wasn't vigilant. Genuinely could have been 6 nil with the chances they've had.

All his life

It cutting to Dalglish in the crowd laughing to himself and saying "fuckin 'el" was a crease

Should be 6 nil Is 3 nil

Billing gets in the Premier League underrated XI for me

Should be 5 nil

Should be 4 nil