Kid Icarus

He's a very 'what am I?' player. Absolutely nothing about him.

Who would have thought that taking James Cordon's advice on anything beyond being an internationally insufferable bellend might be a bad idea?

"Oliver shit" Sounds like a Nathan Barley character

Has Kane ever been sent off?

No question

In hindsight probably not as insane as I thought, but I still think it was harsh in the circumstances

Big surprise for me this. I thought Fulham would be on the beach now

Bournemouth really aren't too shabby like!

Yaaaaas! Come on Bournemouth!

Not long ago that Southampton and Leicester were the model to follow. Brentford and Brighton next.

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These things always end up having a countermove against them. Box midfields are in fashion now, but much like the 353 from a couple of years back, they'll get figured out.

I think that might actually be beyond me I'll have a look though

I just hate how drastically their odd swing over very little. Completely useless as a model, football is complete chaos and can't be predicted

I'd probably agree if it wasn't Madley

I hate fivethirtyeight so much it's completely over the top

Which takeaway should I get to take this result out on my body?

Yaaaaas! I'll enjoy these fleeting moments until they somehow score again

99.9% of me thinks this is us Spursing them up with a similar performance to Arsenal last season, Chelsea and Man United this season. 0.01% is knowing how disgustingly spawny they've been this season. The 99.9% should be everything but the 0.01% is glowing.

Unsurprisingly Bournemouth are the better team in a match they're losing 1-0 to Spurs

I'd need to watch it back, but there were at least 3 speculative balls that reached Watkins today that I'm used to Schär and Botman picking up.

You can’t put it all on the high line. We've played that way all season and when balls have made it through, either short or in behind, Schär, Botman and Pope have swept up. It isn't as simple as that surely

And 'the best match day experience' applauds with two-finger clapping

Watkins isn't unique in having pace and running between centre backs. Any ball short or in behind was his.

They're unbelievable. Fucking hate Spurs this season.