Kid Icarus

They're definitely different sizes like. The pro versions are tighter than the non-pro versions of themselves, but the away kit is the tightest, then the home, then the 3rd. I have the home pro version in large but had to go XL for the away non-pro, and when I had the 3rd before exchanging it that was large.

You've just described a fair few of the police officers I've encountered There are a few stereotypes, Goldbridge is one of them, Howard Webb is another one.

Yeah, tricky to know what to say in this thread, but you're of course welcome to send a PM. Hope you're getting the support you need.

but also Howe talks constantly about players being versatile and having the ability to play across the front line, so I would hazard a guess that it'll be someone physically capable, two-footed, direct, and competent in the air. Someone that might be similar to Olise in a few years maybe.

That's sad to hear. I hope you're being good to yourself.

Had many laughs with this over the last couple of weeks Kaiz?

From the highlights McAtee looks better and more direct than Dibling, but he also looks like far too much of short arse for what we need.

Totally get what you're saying. I think the point is mainly that it's 6 point Southampton tbh. They're abject (as they ended up showing) whereas getting torn up by us, or Spurs isn't unusual with us being good teams who can do that. Wolves despite being in trouble have good technical players too, but seeing Southampton dominate the midfield, get to a good amount of second balls, defend relatively easily until they self-imploded, and their winger having Yoro all ends up really shocked me like. Particularly as it was Mainoo and Ugarte in there, not Eriksen and Casemiro. The biggest thing was the effort though, so many players seemed like they were just out there for a casual kick about. As bad as you've been I still fully expected you to walk this from the start, but until Amad took it upon himself to win it, I'd have put that in the 'created absolutely nothing and just sleepwalked to a defeat.' category, that Anthony sitter aside, against the worst opposition in the league.

Really? Was fully expecting you to say that was your worst. You'll obviously have watched more than us, but I thought although the result was fine in the end, the performance was abysmal considering the level of opposition (the biggest factor of all), the team you had out, and being at home. Off the top of my head I thought you were better and had more intent in the 7-0 Liverpool, 4-0 Brentford, and both 3-0 Bournemouth matches.

Crying about it is far worse.

No apparently about it, but that's still very bad against Southampton. Similar to the Bournemouth match last season with all the shoulds. You'll fight the club's corner because that's what you're wired to do, but you know how bad that was for 80 minutes. Worst performance you've ever seen from Man United, would you say?

That was this season? Feels so long ago

Bit of a moot point without seeing the xG before the capitulation on 80 minutes.

Don't think you need much luck against Southampton when that's their M.O, but that was remarkable like. 1 nil up with 10 minutes to go, having dominated and spurned countless huge chances, only to lose 3-1. I'm sure there'll be other examples (Everton vs us maybe?) but I'm struggling to think of another capitulation on that level.

Don't think he is now thankfully. He's always been shite, Arsenal fans and pundits hyped him up an insane amount.

Stop it man we're all miles behind

Why? It's hilarious

Yeah, he set Southampton away on one of the number of attacks they should have done better with

Hilarious if they do, they've been unbelievably bad.

Except that

Ref has given them 100% as well.

You Only Run Once

Antony must have cost Man United about 5m per completed pass.

Man United can do what they want now. To be 1 down against 6 point Southampton at home with 20 mins left and being lucky it wasn't more is enough on its own. They're absolutely shocking, this is the worst single performance I've ever seen from them.

John Brookes is the ultimate homer ref. Takes it yo the absolute extreme