Kid Icarus

Showing off about the amount of games he's managed is about as damning with faint praise as you can get as well. It's like when older people think they know more solely because they've been around longer. Well done, you managed over 1,000 games, won nothing and nigh on all of the fans, plenty of the players, and even a journalist around the clubs you managed can't stand the sight of you. What a legacy.

Gayle was as respectful as he could be and that's Bruce's response. He should have gone in two-footed on the haggis-faced cunt.

Is it not the jumping the gun that's the weird bit? It's not even just strong rumours at this point, Newcastle’s own MP has said to wait for further news. Yet there are still so many ignoring all of that.

That Dwight Gayle interview is class. Well worth it just to hear him wax lyrical about King Edward.

There you go, no need to panic

The Venn diagram of RTG posters who scour Google maps for football catchment areas vs wearside-based nonces who scour Google maps for first school catchment areas is just a circle.

So many that are really close together for different reasons, but I'd go for that first half against Spurs because it was hilarious. Easy to forget that was a pivotal match at the time.

Busquets, without a doubt

There's a bit after the 2nd goal on the matchcam where you see Bruno telling someone, maybe Murphy, to be sharper into tackles. Either way both of them led by example, the amount of times Bruno ragdolled Macallister for the ball was class.

Anyone looking for content should get the Chronicle special edition, it's genuinely absolutely class and has loads of photos I haven't seen anywhere else.

Agree with the sentiment but I'm pretty confident a bus is being arranged

By my count he's got 7 players in or back in their international squads that weren't already in. Astounding Hall, Livramento, Gordon, Burn, Joelinton, with Pope and Wilson getting back in.

This lad gets me every time like. Everything about his face in that segment sums up the feeling at the time. Just absolute disbelief.

Loved this. Dan Burn loving country music is a crease

It's the first match and he's identified the problem. Hysteria over nowt.

True, but I'm conditioned to think of hip injuries as being really serious

Footage of him walking away in the England thread

Thank fuck for that

You're fucking kidding. His hip!? If that's a break or a fracture that's a long, long, long time out and potentially career threatening.

@BlazeT44 is a ledge for sorting everything, can't thank you enough. Next time we'll have a full house.

That was sensational. I'd heard the commentary of Trippier's tackle in the lead up to Isak's goal, but the TV feed is replaying the offside goal (I'm sure yous know like ) so seeing it on the match cam was fantastic. I can't get enough of his performance like. I wish I could do it all over again. What I'd give to have been at Wembley and the Box Park. Fucking hell.

I wonder if this means Burn is going to be class at attacking headers all the time now.

These Foden takes are excruciating man.

Something mad about watching Dan Burn playing it out to Jude Bellingham

Taking my little girl to see this and I'm an absolute plastic. Any matches I should watch to get up to speed?