Coffee_Johnny

Genuinely want to vomit.

This made me chuckle. Your ultra confident pre-match messages to resigned acceptance of shit-show, slow to change, Southgate-soccer (…don’t know where that phrase came from, but hope I won’t be needing it again) exactly mirrors my feelings yesterday.

Got three in East stand. Preferred Milburn ones had gone.

2654 in the queue. Another 17 mins wait time.

Yep. Plus any team that Bruno can’t get into is to be feared!

Maps up, with availability as it was at end of last sale period I guess. Picked the seats I want, recent experience probably means I should choose the least likely to be picked before I get there! Not sure when you can join the queue? Desperate for a few together.

A suitable welcome to the madhouse of NUFC.

You’re evidently a camel-humping (thank you to NE27), horse-punching, gravy-stained, Honey-Monster-fondling, Blairite-soft-shite, delewed-jawdy, (insert additional favoured bile-infused ‘banter’) Marra. Accept it, live with the shame.

Can’t see past Brazil as World Champions on this performance. What a squad; phenomenal in the second half.

Here’s hoping that is bollocks. That kind of interference would create a problem for someone like Howe. Going to file it under bullshit for now.

This tickled me.

Kieran Trippier, England captain. Great recognition, lovely to see.

Well those with any sense, and who by fortune of birth/residence are outside the ‘loyalty-yoke’ of any of the central SR postcodes, would/should/easily could support the team named for their regional capital. One North East, with one capital, and one top flight football team. No brainer.

Quite incredible that.

Standard.

Suits you Sir! (… looks like he’s hiding his number!)

Is there any truth in the rumour that the lucrative deal offered to SAFC to play this friendly in KSA, is a ruse to enable the Royal Saudi Land Forces to round up any disrespectful MLFs foolish enough to step in their sovereign territory?

Can’t be arsed to watch something that is going to wind me up. But if they’re saying our results under Howe are just luck, we have been incredibly lucky this calendar year. Since first league game, 15 January 2022, P34 W20, D8, L6. Points per game 2.0. What a streak!

What a top man.

My still snoozing dreamy crystal ball says Eddie refuses to change a winning team in the league. Alex can’t get a start and compensates for this by playing the best football of his career, scoring in every round of the league cup, topped off with a brace to win us the final. I’d be happy keeping £60+ million on the bench in that scenario!

I’d say 20th, for no other reason than that is their average league position since the commencement of the Premiership/Premier League.

Is he giving Greaseylish the L?

This lad must be delighted with our form and what the future might hold for him. Hope he shines in the World Cup and shows what he can do (again) against players with more top level experience.

Shitting hell, this is a hard non-watch

You AND The Shed End apparently.