Judge Holden

Midweek game as well. And we played total shite.

Wheel him onto the touchline in a white straight jacket and brown leather mask like Hannibal and park him there for 90 mins.

Barnes scored a cracker for us away to West Ham. First time effort top corner outside of the boot.

No.

He was a bellend. I remember he tried to mock the away fans once cos they didn’t sell out. It was proper tacky. Not like Mike to hire someone tacky and not up to the job.

Just went on Daily Records twitter. Apparently there's some explicit photos of Zara from Love Island doing the rounds. If anyone has them please inbox me.

Where's it saying this?

His house decor is a bit bland.

Remember when we used to get that fat opera singer in to sing Blaydon races before KO? Think we used him in 2009 for the H game against Portsmouth which we drew 0-0. Possibly the Sunderland 5-1 game too.

What kind of cake?

Hahahaha

Our drab draw would just coming to a close. A Gayle sitter, Shelvey anonymous and Craig Hope sharpening his knives for the full time whistle.

I bet Italia 90 would have been a good time to have a drink as well.

It was. Best years of my life. How old were you at the time like, and was town infinity times better than it is today?

Would have been class to have followed Keegans NUFC at an age you could drink.

Everyone here on the lash like?

Shite club. Fuck them

same problem in the champo though, what about teams 4th down who still have a chance of playoff promotion? if you're going down that road there's no need for the playoff Would probably make more sense to have the two teams in the automatic promotion positions come up and nobody gets relegated meaning the league is extended by 2 teams next season. What about Villa who have a game in hand? Send them down.

Hopefully only SAFC and AVFC

Alberts best goal for us came in the Wimbledon game imo. Better than the Man Utd one. First time effort outside of the boot. Deft flick that kissed the woodwork on the way in. And his moustache was belter.

Sunderland 0-1 Bournemouth for me.

Unless he gets the virus.

That's exactly the reason I do want it to happen. Be fucking brilliant listening to them cry.

Chillout fella. Newcastle are 13th, it won't effect us. We ain't going down and we ain't winning the league. Let's just hope the FA do the right thing and shaft Liverpool and Leeds. That's the only thing that matters right now.