Judge Holden

Hopefully a routine City win so we don't have Simon Jordan on talksport frigging himself off on air at the thought of MA & Bruce taking us to Wembley.

Woman beating massive c***. Happy to turn a blind eye to that if he delivers a trophy. What a shit thing to say. Ha. Wey aye - that post was totally tongue in cheek. Lighten up.

Woman beating massive cunt. Happy to turn a blind eye to that if he delivers a trophy.

Arteta has confirmed he was approached. Allardyce said he knocked it back as well.

Foul that.

I'm in total agreement with you here. If it wasnt Bruce it'd be some other shit stain of a manager like Mick McCarthy or Billy Davies. I couldn't givev a shite about Bruce as he isn't the problem, Ashley is. Bruce is a fucking daft cunt.

He's absolutely not.

We had been massively under the cosh for 20 mins. We had a 1 goal lead. Please don't compare the Longstaffs to McTominay though. He didnt

Comparing his excellent balance to Giggs, yes. Can you read or just get by letting people help you? And his ability to jink it past players at high speed too you said. No player since Giggs has had that ability apparently.

No just still shit.

How many injuries has Joelinton had this season like?

Being compared to Giggs man ffs.

. James Corden, Jimmy Carr, Jack Whitehall, Freddie Flintoff.

https://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/reporter-banned-newcastle-united-over-disputed-allan-saint-maximin-story-2437577

Only for a week though

Or the 10 cans of Heineken every night. Can't knock him for that.

Just as well as he'd have lost the ball everytime if he did

Lua Lua with a fancy haircut and funny twitter account scores

There was a belting YouTube compilation of Luque scoring overhead kicks and chipping the keeper from all angles when we signed him. I remember him lobbing the ball over Ferdinands head on his debut and knocking it just wide. Then after that he paggered his hamstring v Fulham and was shite from then on. Think he scored a rocket for the reserves against Liverpool. Absolutely no idea why I remember that.

That's the problem you dickhead. It's 2020. Harsh on Paully that.

Not Cabaye, Lee or Speed? I can't really comment on Lee, I never saw him. I didn't really pay much attention to Speed. Young me saw him as boring next to Solano, Dyer and Robert. ((Actually Solano might be a good shout for a template too)) Cabaye was brilliant, but I loved the way Emre seemed to have ball carrying, passing and a cracking strike on him aswell. I'd have Speed over Emre any day.

This.

Looks like a downgrade that.

Lets be honest, Manquillo - for as steady as he's been - is another one we should be upgrading on.

120+ pages on Matt Ritchie - couldn't be arsed to read through any of it. Wasn't sure if people on here rated him or not, hence the explanation of why I'd bin him off. Seems most agree already, thankfully. Fuck Ritchie tbh.