Miggys First Goal

That’s fake Bruno.

Yes! Bend those cunts over and go in raw, lads!

I think tonight everything just clicks into place for us and we absolutely dismantle them by playing like prime Brazil.

Wish it was fucking 8pm already.

Love that clip. “Let’s fucking give it to them.”

We beat Man Utd. Go into the final day, win against Brentford and hope Sheff Utd sign off in style and beat Spurs. Fifth, baby. Beautiful fucking fifth.

Fifth is still on for us!!!

Stop it.

Exactly. It wouldn’t just be some off the shelf identikit stadium.

Holy shit. Fucking Arsenal gonna win the league at this rate.

Should have given them options A, B, and C to choose from.

I don’t believe Howe for one second. Bloke is a known stretcher of the truth when it comes to injury updates.

£3m. The absolute cheek of it. Wants everything cheap does Brexit Jim. Cheap or free. Doesn’t bode well for his time in charge of that lot.

Too late to bring back Castore?

Howay man…

Check his bank account please. That was dodgy.

Offer them £2m. Go on TV and complain that they’re being unreasonable. Kick up a fuss. That’s how these things are done, right?

Bunch of cunts the lot of them.

Fuck off and let me dream

That leaky stand going to be fit for purpose on Wednesday? Roof might collapse.

Security footage shows Brexit Jim on the roof smashing it as a way to get the government to fund a new stadium.

Spurs ain’t beating Man City. Play Sheff Utd on the final day. Maybe they lose. Maybe we win our final two games. Maybe we get 5th.

Weird fucking week in football. Man City fans would have been hoping for a Man Utd win today. Arsenal fans will be hoping for a Tottenham win on Tuesday.

Would take Ratface getting struck by lightning.

Banned from the pitch for a final home game walk around the pitch? Bit pathetic like.