Miggys First Goal

Fuck off.

Looks like Jeff Whitefoot overindulged at Christmas. That, or he just finds this game boring.

It’s a shame he didn’t choke on a brussel sprout on Christmas Day.

Probably trying to stop selling clubs adding on a Newcastle tax if they think we have no money.

I’m guessing Holt won’t be going to the WC in Saudi in 2034 then?

Am I just imagining it, or didn’t a similar story go around years ago, possibly during the Robson era, about players using a hotel for extracurricular activities?

The Trippier one does make me curious for the simple fact that his missus hasn’t posted on social media since the beginning of November when she used to be quite prolific at doing it.

That’s them.

Aye, my neighbour was telling me earlier that he got that message and one about the pregnant lass (he said she was 20 years old).

Is the Willock one about £150 worth of drugs that he was supposedly carrying for someone else?

All over that third kit.

No wonder they’re all fatigued!

This is going to take some major Aniston vibes, and even then I don’t think they’ll be enough, but…

People need to stop with the Mourinho talk. The more you mention his name the more likely it’ll fucking manifest.

Both teams should just agree to forfeit

Almiron! With his right foot!

Dan Burn against Mo Salah. Going to be one for the ages this.

Happy fucking New Year!

Even after January, there’s still 16 games to play (48 points at stake). Nobody should be writing off the season.

Remember when Manure were going to give us £50m for him?

1 January.

Worrying.

Villa are going to win the league, man.