Miggys First Goal

Please score. Please score.

Pen!!!

THANK FUCKING GOD

Well I’m turning this off.

Wait, wait, wait. Can’t criticise Tripps. I forgot.

Fuck off, Tripps!

Nobody attempting to head the ball there?

Fuck off.

Wish Sky and BT would follow Amazon’s lead and put a stadium sound only option on instead of having to listen to these numpties.

Just me or do the players look tiny from this camera angle?

Big Sam doing his best Biden impression when going to do his interview.

Shitting it.

I love Tindall.

How long is an erection supposed to last?

Just seen the great man on his way to work.

To Forest.

Penna.

Game on!

Cracking goal that.

Get in!!!

A lot of the times they're only making comments like the one above. "Wow, you look stunning". I mean, he's passing a compliment. Of course, it's 2023 and you can't do things like that these days, but why single that out? Obviously the other one describing the sex act is completely inappropriate. And bear in mind, we have both a Lush Lasses thread and Best MILFs on the Planet thread on this very forum, so we're not above it.

Any idea when they're going to announce the new sponsor? Know they said it would be this month. End of the season possibly?

Walked it in!

If Everton do stay up, they might be facing a points deduction anyway for their dodgy financial situation.