Miggys First Goal

Once he feels that north east chill he’ll be back on the jet like a shot.

Sake. Nearly choked on my apple.

When did we start splashing out on private jets?

If we stay up this season, who do we go for in the summer? What's the dream team starting 11?

Wonder how much his eventual pay-off is going to be.

Once again, football shows itself up. The only business where you can constantly be shit and still find a way to become employed. The only people who will be happy about this appointment will be the players when they find out he only expects them to train 3 days a week.

I thought he had such a bad experience here that he was going to retire. Bloke must have another house to build.

Wow

Don’t do it, Neil. I like you too much.

He implied that we would welcome a potential rapist and abuser. But it’s our fault that he lost his job. Serves the cunt right.

Aye. Now that the window is over, time to start building the structure of the club. They’ve got a good five months to get everything in place so we can hit the ground running in the summer. No excuses now.

Was really hoping that yellow ticker was going to get a hammering today. Disappointing.

Aubameyang for free?

Of course, should we sign Zapata in the next few hours, it goes to 11.

Not perfect but could have been worse. Would like to think we’ve done the bare minimum to stay up. If so, the summer transfer window will be insane.

Zapata announced by 8:30

I bet we make a monster signing at 8:30.

Does the summer transfer window always close on 31st August? Tempted to book the day off in anticipation.

Get the fucking yellow ticker back up top!

Here we go.

Who the fuck produced that slick video?!

Somebody over there mentioned Emma Hayes. You can imagine how that went down with the locals.

Zapata and Origi. Why not both?

Please not Warnock. I like him too much. Pards yes.

Kinnear says hello.