Miggys First Goal

Wonder if the price increases as he gets closer to Newcastle. £25m at Harrogate. £30m at Darlington. £35m at Barrack Road.

Make that £25m

Chris Wood leading us to CL glory in a couple of years.

One good thing about this. Dyche getting angry.

Better score a hat trick on Saturday!

£20m?! So we're getting rinsed.

Mike Ashley-esque signing. Somebody check who is running the club.

Have to admit, I’m becoming bored of the constant barrage of tweets linking us to every player under the sun.

I came.

Howay then.

Wood just feels like we’re rushing out to sign anybody now. A knee jerk reaction. We’ve gone from being linked to some amazing players to Chris fuckin’ Wood from Brexit FC.

Time to rip the lid off the transfer war chest. Blow the fucking budget this month. Get every fucker in.

Well, at least we can concentrate on surviving in the PL.

Should he play today or do we save him for next week?

If it brings back Money Mike Ashley on Twitter, I’m all for it.

Fuck, is this happening???

Wasn't this rumoured a few months ago? Sure a lot of Derby fans were open to the idea of him buying them.

£12m is a fucking bargain like. Just goes to show that we won’t be fleeced by agents and clubs. Well done to the owners for getting this over the line!

This is a 2nd from bottom, potential relegation transfer window. If we manage to stay up, the summer transfer window is going to be insane.

Change the title!

Sounds like Atletico are dragging their feet. Tomorrow ffs.

Must just be getting all of the media interviews out of the way before announcing it. Aye, that's what it is.

Us and one other club interested in Cantwell.

It better be Oscar-worthy the length of time they've taken with it.