Miggys First Goal

Fuck companies that don't post salaries in job adverts.

https://archive.is/6GrtC

Arsenal - they’ll still be complaining about THAT goal a decade from now. I want to smash Arteta’s face in. Havertz getting half wor team booked after a tackle HE made on Longstaff. Liverpool - biggest group of entitled cunts I’ve ever known and Klopp has only made their sense of entitlement worse. Man Utd - @Froggy - need I say more? Okay, alien head nonce. Rat face. Old Man Brexit. Weasel Ashworth. Andy fucking Burnham. Chelsea - cunts seem to get away with absolutely everything. PSR? What PSR? Tottenham - fucking takeover blocking cunts. They’re not even a big club. They can all get in the fucking sea as far as I’m concerned.

1. Newcastle United 2. Manchester City 3. Arsenal 4. Liverpool 5. Chelsea 6. Aston Villa 7. Tottenham Hotspur 8. Manchester United 9. West Ham United 10. Brighton & Hove Albion 11. Crystal Palace 12. Wolverhampton Wanderers 13. Fulham 14. Brentford 15. Leicester City 16. Nottingham Forest 17. AFC Bournemouth 18. Everton 19. Southampton 20. Ipswich Town

Imagine going jogging with an erection, man. You'd be arrested.

Ornstein or nowt for me.

Still winning the league this season.

Look what you’ve done, @Alan Pardew

This cunt signed yet?

Watching some of Adam P’s videos. Seems the Japanese absolutely love Sandro.

By the time the Chronicle publish their article the price is going to be £100m

It is not clear how close Miggys First Goal is to getting into bed with Sydney Sweeney, and the fear at Casa Miggys First Goal is that someone better will attempt to bed Sweeney, and probably succeed.

Just come out of a team meeting to this news. What the fuck?!

Being officially opened by Adam P is what I’ve heard.

Fuck me. We’re massive.

Only got small and medium available.

Fuck cancer.

Edwards or Ryder not dismissed this one yet? Might be a goer.

Doesn't make the first team until 36 games into the season. Eddie's way.

Aye, need to get the stadium sorted. No point going through the whole season again, get into a position to be promoted only to be told no again.

Production values in content has gone right up.

Oh, I’ll have to get the gossip of this tomorrow

Canny.