Miggys First Goal

Every time Arteta is almost on the pitch he should get an electric shock through his head. Cunt.

Cunt diving like he’s been shot in Platoon.

Quickly browsing Redcafe, they want either Simeone, Conte or Iraola.

They sack this cunt and you know exactly who they’ll try and get to replace him.

I’m sure Fletch will suck rat face off later to make him feel better.

Waaah, I don’t like these delays. Waaah, it’s not fair on rat face. Waaah, waaah, waaah.

Oh this commentary can fuck off.

Ramsdale never seeing a game again.

Miley…

Ah fuck.

Howay, man, Bruno.

Back in my day, the officials didn’t have earpieces and shit.

Game. Set. And bring on the fourth round.

And then there’s Willock.

Willock just looks so disinterested.

Found wor level.

When Bruno finally scores one of those strikes I’m going to celebrate it like crazy. Right now, though, I’ll continue to shake my head disapprovingly.

Temu Beckham getting booked.

Bruno would be so good at rugby kicking.

As it stands, he’s only worth £30m

Things aren’t improving even a little. They’re getting worse.

We do have a set piece coach, right?

Mad Dog looks like a drug dealer in that gear.

Set pieces are SHITE.