Miggys First Goal

This stopped being funny about five injuries ago. We’re not going to be able to peddle him anywhere at this rate. Not even Forest will help us out with this one.

So basically he’s saying to the owners “make me happy and I’ll stay” while also fluttering his lashes at the FA?

He’s the worst fucking liar going

What’s he doing a presser for anyway?

“Aramco @ St James’ Park @ New Leazers Park Stadium”

Our in-house media production is top notch these days.

Absolutely love this bloke.

Yassir: “Eddie, we’d like to get your input on your new sporting director.” Eddie: “Well I’ve got another nephew who I’d like to bring into the club.”

Biggest fear I have is him getting an injury first game in and being out for 6 months.

Shows how far we’ve come as a club that we now have the number one target to lead England into the World Cup as manager.

That goal he scored against Villa was lush. Just a taste of what’s to come.

Multi-year erection more like.

Not enough Eddie in that video.

Ban. How about @Alan Pardew goes to England instead.

Now I’m scared.

Straight swap. Howe for Southgate.

Meanwhile I’m rocking one of these.

Background checks

“If I’d been in charge, we wouldn’t have signed you.”

4 minutes all tournament, man. 4 fucking minutes and bruised chin.

And now the FA come hunting for Eddie.

It’s not coming home. And no bank holiday. Economy saved.

Ally says no contact. Literally kicked him in the stomach