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He's not exactly Callum Wilson though is he? Had four stints out, one of which was a broken toe.

Yes blud, yes bruv, yes fam etc. etc.

These performative reaction twats are just noise aren't they

He'll probably sign for Man Utd now

I think I'm done with people saying 'something something is the real test'. Tottenham was the real test, then Arsenal. They're all tests and you can't win everything.

Eddie is a hero to me as long as he keeps stopping College Dropout from posting

Wrong. He is always bad.

I fucking hate Lee Dixon.

The least they could do is make sure the pitch is flat and level.

Hoyed.

Whinge Postecoglu

Bumderland and Poocastle. This is all too high brow for me (wee)

What an absolute load of drivel. 'Could it be me? No, everyone else is wrong!'

Perhaps sell Hojlund to Arsenal then, they're after a striker apparently

Not sure what he can do about it, but okay.

I hear Amorim's old club need a new coach

It's official, Rooney's the new Bruce: You have to look at every possible outcome, that’s normal with the results we’re going through,” said Rooney. “You have to feel ‘Do we have the players to turn it around? Can I turn it around? Can the coaching staff turn it around?’ Ultimately I know football and how it works. “I understand the fans. I’ve been there myself. As a fan you want to see your team win, to see your team running, making tackles and when your team is losing games, as we are, the frustration is there. I get it. I know the work we’re doing is good work. Unfortunately we’re not getting the results.”

Yep. I don't trust the universe. Feels like a nailed on Man Utd win now. Bloody universe.

Schar's behaviour In getting Duran sent off? Yeah he clearly hit his feet with his back, could have dismembered poor Duran

Leicester winning the league, and then having that team torn apart by the moneyed lot, is a great example of the problems facing the PL. Even if you win it, if you're not loaded, you're done for, destined to be picked over by the teams with more financial clout. Closed shop indeed.

I feel his forward passes are pretty bloody underrated.

Knee bother

Come on, imagine the fury if not a single Newcastle fan was bothered and said patronising 'aw, it's good to see you lot back up again' stuff. Go with me on this.

It'd be nice to see them come up. Not for the arsehole fans but for the ones who aren't that bad.

I'm sure there was no agent-side coercing there whatsoever