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5-0

A cultured forward.

Okay Taykor

Wow. Never seen that Livramento link before...

To be fair to Liverpool, they are still mourning the loss of Emlyn Hughes.

I guess Slot might have to go to one of those smaller clubs to get work soon.

Hope his groin falls off

They don't have to solve it. And long may it continue.

Pie and meth, good trad fare. Jellied E.

Yeah, the PL clearly don't want the multiple times league winners, Man City, winning the league. Somehow didn't mind before when the OG sport washers managed it, but okay.

Aged like a fine milk

Less 'Lucky', more 'Blocky'. Reader, I blocked him.

Can't believe lucky NewVARstle. One for the southern City e-fans there

Do I have some magic f5 button or something

I'm one of the few people you'll meet who've written more posts than I've read

Down a two-way lane.

Watch your letterbox (for some reason)

Liz Asher: Hi, I've come to apply for the doctor's job. I can assure you my credentials are top-notch, I've just graduated from Harvard College Yale. I aced every semester, and I got an 'A'.

Weird to me that the guy who gained a 'masters at the best law school' doesn't seem to know what a fucking apostrophe is. Possession being 9/10 of the law and all.

But John Lydon is a complete arsehole. Oh.

I remember feeling dread when he was fleetingly linked with us. I'd say I was wrong but I truly think he needed to go to Napoli and do what he's done in order to push on - I don't think it'd have gone this way if he'd stayed in the PL. Fair play.

Juninho!

Could have been talking about any Liverpool player tbh.

Perhaps if he'd not downed tools like a twat... Oh well.

Destroyed by Switzerland.