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Yeah, but he's a prick n'all

Fuck off Dan, take your spokey-dokeys with you

It'll probably in in Adidas logotype now. And y'know what... that might be okay.

Death to the sports direct font!

He's done his Achilles already

Not the youngest of keepers. He'll be 31 next year. The Latin variant of 'Odysseas' is Ulysses. So yeah, Ulysses 31.

Oh dear.

I can no longer tell if this sort of thing is serious or not.

I can't believe we've fucked up by keeping Bruno! How awful etc.

I think I can tell what 'Zero' pertains to here

He's scored some absolutely class goals. Tbh I hope he stays now. I don't blame him if goes with what some of the knackers have said, mind.

I've wanted to see Anderson kick on but he's been, overall, decent and not much more. If we need to sell then we're hardly in a position to haggle the price up.

Nopium.

Ashley to Ashworth Pinas to Pivas We know with FFP The league won't believe us Docking us points til we hit an all time low (I'm sure it won't come to that, just got carried away)

Looking forward to an England getting smashed in the next one and Southgate 'we did our best' usual

Amazing how this thread has evolved from someone's lazy football predictions to their tin foil hat nuttiness

He's about as genuine as his hair

Just needs to breathe easier. Maybe try an inhaler.

Barton's a Fink

Well yeah.

Also name is too similar to John Dahl Tomasson.

Man Utd have come in with a 20 mill bid though.