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I loved Nick's goal last season that won us the cup

Scrolling I just saw 'Kenneth Williams'. "Stop messing about"

I just hope he doesn't buy a Lambo with his extra money. (Sorry Mike)

No team is better off with someone who downs tools. That second guessing will always be there. Good.

Loooovely.

Well, 0 out of 2 ain't bad, JDT.

Isakunt, Isakunt Forever Iaskunt No-one remembers The Shamen I guess. Oh well.

"That was such a mid-table striker goal, I hate mid-table striker goals"

I don't think we can expect to sign them both. After all, our club is a complete shambles, apparently!

Neat.

Everyone hates how football's all about money. But it's all anyone ever talks about

Kings of Wissa-ful thinking

This thread seems to have turned into a competitive 'aren't we so rubbish, look how rubbish we are' self-flagellation fest so I think I'll disappear for a while. Boring.

Heh, that'd be funny.

I'm not happy about this deal, but realistically, what do we do about it? I'm not going down the hyperbole route as it's just childish self-indulgence. Embarrassed? Maybe. But it's just business now. No point cutting off our nose to spite our face. I think Isak's turned out to be an unprofessional, distrustful person and thus we're better off without. Liverpool are, and always will be, a stain on everything good in the world and that's not changing either. They'll get theirs, and no doubt there'll be national days of mourning when they do. Offended by everything, ashamed of nothing - yep, that holds true. I know plenty of smug pricks who are supposed fans. They deserve nothing but they're pretty soulless anyway so... we'll continue. I'm not going to give every other club a laugh by going on and on about what a massive joke our club is - it's all swings and roundabouts. Today we're on the end of a shitty stick, tomorrow it'll be someone else. The Eritrea betrayer will be a footnote.

What's clear is that people don't understand how negotiation works. 'Why not just do this before!?' Has no-one ever played poker?

Would have preferred more money if it's gone through but meh.

Die rolled. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 OR 6: may, or MAY not appear. Remember, you heard it here first.

Mooted by... oh

Which really only tells us that Isak wants to go to Liverpool, ultimately - they're attempting to state what NUFC are doing but, y'know, it's just fetid hot air. 'It may happen or not!' - shrug.

These Twitter guys all knew about Woltemade so clearly they have the inside scoop. Except they didn't know about Woltemade so they're just saying stuff, aren't they.

That's it, I'm closing the bureau! For an hour

Especially if it were actually true, yeah.

He is a slot alright.