buzz

Guarantee Jones will be advising that Ritchie returns

Well and truly over now. A nice statement from PIF reiterating that they're patient long-term investors would be reassuring

Has Delia Smith just died on camera?

Asking the worst defence in the league to hold on to a clean sheet was never gonna end well

Surprised they haven't given that as handball

ASM running against Hanely lmao

dunno if I can bear this. Get Almiron and Hayden on

unnatural position, won't be given tho lol

actual match fixing lol

At this point is there much point even bothering with transfers?

Everton's squad is rancid outside of DCL and Richarlison. Not surprised they're settling into lower midtable.

Dubravka Krafth Schar Clark Murphy Hayden Shelvey Fraser Joe ASM Wilson draw at best, probably lose tbh.

Close to retiring apparently

6 points and we're four days from December

It's mad that this has to be stated

Probably the least fit for purpose PL squad we've ever had. Need six points from the next two and I think we'll be lucky to get two points.

Fede's not gonna suddenly appear after being totally ostracised. I reckon he's got a move lined up in Jan

Don't worry, we will be soon.

The pace of training in that July 2021 video is so unbelievably slow, fucking hell. Barely breaking a jog.

Asbestos probably

Think we'll score a few but also concede loads. 5-2 Arsenal.

Can't believe people are still acting like it's being hysterical to suggest a team that's still not won a single game and concedes more goals than any other team will probably go down

Fuuuucking hell hadn't seen the other results today! Somewhere between 9.5 and a 10. Going to go into December still winless, the gap come January could be absolutely shocking.

You can say they're flukey but we're absolutely ragged defensively. Play like that and you'll concede