Ben

3 assists in the Championship!! Next .......

3 subs left on the bench ffs, he's got to go but Howe is the only alternative

We might buy a 29 year old but we won't splash out on one

This is the sir of tenuous link I live for this time of year

I can easy see us spending £150 million on 3 top quality signings, potentially more of Wilson and Almiron go.

I don't think it's totally out of the question

Looks canny

8/1 to be relegated

It begins

Good statement, professional, clinical and corporate. Exactly how Amanda would want it

Worra cunt you are, Almiron has done absolutely nothing to get that sort of reaction

Must be on his hols

Aye, fucking Ashworth never seen that coming

You want some magic beans

Well that's blown my hat off, 100% bullshit, but my hat is off.

I would

"What you talkin about Willis"

I knew it !!

I was at St James last night for a work do, it feels classy again, the Ashley stench has finally gone. Staveley knows what quality looks like and has projected that onto the club. Ashley wore the worst quality clothes from his tat shop, cheapness was his mantra. As my old boss used to say "Buy once, cry once"

Crystal Palace could get torn apart this summer as well

£400k rising to £14 million !! What's the add ons? Becoming president of the USA, winning the euro vision song contest, conquering Everest and then building a Wallace and Gromit rocket and flying to the moon.

Never thought of that, yeh sign me for the lasses team, fair dos I'm a 49 year old fat bloke, but I'd make a great 3rd choice keeper with tits to spare, I'd go down a treat in Saudi.

Soft suites, go and earn your pension for a season then head off to finish your career at your chosen club.

Looks like Mad Dog enjoyed his fortnight on Mercury.

Really ? They are still burning through money with zero results so far, I'm impressed with how they are getting around the rules, but buying stuff off themselves that they already own is still chucking money away.