Ben

If Pep would fuck off this season would be epic.

These Saudis not want any our our cast offs ?

TBF I'm just pissed off as to we are so squeaky clean

Moneyball for accounts.

That's like saying banana is the best flavour ice cream

Contract runs out on my wedding anniversary, coincidence ?

You'll 'Hojlund' him, might get a goal this side of Christmas

They literally couldn't give tickets away at my sons school a few years ago

Geed up, let's get some crazy sponsors announced and see the EPL in court

6 host teams ? Does that mean all 6 don't need to qualify ? How did that happen, did FIFA just want to bank all 6 brown paper bags ?

I wonder if Schar has texted Lascelles yet " have you gave him a slap yet or should I do it when I get back"

Does that dopey Makem think PCP are PIF ?

I put a holiday in on our sage syste for Monday last night as soon as we scored the second goal, in the comments section I wrote "it's coming home" My boss denied it and wrote "not for you it's not" in the comments. He approved it this morning with a daft smile on his face.

One day cream will come out of your Penis, then you will understand

9 really, he had keeper gloves on at one point

Ffs get Kane off and either pass to Saka and get him off to

Gordon is getting nowhere near this team tonight

It was like when that pussy cat doll advertised some food, whatever it was, and refused to take a bite

I was praying he was injured for the pen

Controversial but I still think England are good tonight in spite of Kane, not because of him, we'd have this wrapped up now with one of the other two forwards on

TBF she is a professional middle man, it's her job, I think this particular investment pulled on her heart strings (definitely her husbands) but she was always going to move on

I'm going to be controversial here, so tin hat on, Man Utd have won this hands down they ate better than us I can't honestly say otherwise. Glazers are worse than Ashley

They should be grateful he's putting them up in shipping containers, he could have made them change on the side of the pitch

Non executive directors ?

"The EPL have awarded the big 6 a 10 point start to the season to compensate for not been able to spend much this summer"