Ben

I reckon in the context of this game that Gordon sub is the worst in the history of football, Southgate learns absolutely nothing from it

Foden on a yellow, why the fuck not bring Gordon on ??

She looked like an expert, she could open a screw on top with her front 3 teeth

White, recommended by the wine expert at Aldi

I bought a good bottle of white wine for this !! You owe me £3.65 Southgate

Watching this England team, I will never question Howe again, he's 10 times the manager Southgate is

May as well have changed the keepers, makes no difference at all

Since this game is a dead rubber, any chance we can actually play some fucking football

What formation are we actually playing

Is Bellingham actually playing left midfield ?

Na, nee good this, Foden and Bellingham are just playing the same role

I'll scream if he doesn't bring Gordon and Palmer on, I'm obviously biased but they are just so good and this game is perfect for them

Yes, I'm also happy with Ten Hag

I have total faith in whoever Howe chooses, my only worry is the PSR might force him to sign his 3rd or 4th choices

So it looks like Manc Ashley's plan is to offer Ten Hag a new contract so he gratefully accepts the old, sub-par, over the hill transfers forced on him from around the depths of Europe.

In previous season's if Man U wanted Evertons central defender they just paid up and got him.

I love how Spain's wide players hug the touchline, Sake and Gordon could do that for England, give Foden and Bellingham more space

The EPL will never question any transfer

If he was any good Liverpool's new Slut would be in for him.

What would anyone do if he went for £100 million

I'm up for a few Man U type sponsorship deals, do we even have an official toothpick sponsor

I'm not saying I wouldn't have to adjust, I burnt my shins yesterday sitting for 45 mins in the Stanley sun.

I'll not die, I gave my season ticket up when Bruce signed his new contract and then we got taken over a few months later by the richest people in the world. Lucky Ben.

Nee way, if someone offered me two years work and i could retire very comfortably, I'd jump at it.

Scaling back on a £2 trillion project to build a 100 mile city means we can't buy DCL