Ben

Close this fucking shite

Canny bet for tonight's games

I wouldn't worry one bit about the future price if someone is willing to pay £40 million for a player we've never seen I'd sell him in a shot

Can Amanda not just do a TV interview and demand Everton accept our piss poor bid ?

Poor fucker, Man U are the biggest club in the world ya kna.

US owners init

Connor Gallager booking 6/1 seems like a good bet after his performance the other night. Gordon for Trent was the change that needed to be made like.

Our AC Milan poster was absolutely gutted when he lost Tonali and Hall looked very special towards the end of the season

Has Manc Ashley actually done a deal yet ?

Shit aye, I forgot Arteta trolls football forums looking for transfer hints, anyway I have it on good authority that Isac has Ba tendons that are about to explode at any moment, scroll on Michel.

FFS Arsenal man, buy a fucking striker, stop pissing about with midfielders and use all your money on an out and out 25 goal striker.

I think it goes to show just how much faith we as fans have in Howe

Man U are going to be hilarious this season

TBF his transfer does tick a lot of boxes - English Good age Last year of contract Seems like a good bloke Will move to the area Could play alongside Isac Will fit straight in Reasonable price.

When your criteria for making rules is basically *keep the top 6 happy, make sure no team can financially threaten them, keep Newcastle from spending* It's going to end in tears somewhere down the line.

Has anyone seen him play ? Is he worth adding to the first team squad or are we making a killing at £40 million ?

Burton might swap places with them with their new ownership

Let's face it, these rules were rushed in to stop Newcastle spending money to take over/join the top 6. Its only when they started to affect other teams that things kicked off. Masters lucked out with Forest and Everton surviving relegation, the points deductions need to stop before some team gets relegated the court costs and backlash will rip the league apart, paving the way for a new European super league.

This bloke is 48, his CV contains one paragraph, this can only go tits up. *After working his way up at Lorient, he spent two years in charge of the first team, achieving their highest top-flight finish in Ligue 1 before overseeing relegation to Ligue 2 last season.*

Is it possible that no decision could be made, the judges just say "its a closed shop outside of any normal business structure, the EPL panel is nade up of 20 equal members and so long as a majority of 14 is maintained no rules are broken"

Off to West Ham ?

England are so shit at VAR, I think we need some bearded fat fucker with six wives to make our own version of it

Too many sneaky Friday gins

Shit aye, to many Friday sneaky gins

Nee one putting the cones out yet ?