Ben

With the rumours today of Man Utd getting gazumped on all their transfer targets, have they had the worst window of all the Premier league teams ?

From a selfish point of view I would like him to retire from Southgates mates side.

I'm not sure how but with injuries and selection issues my defence this week is - Everton keeper Two Crystal Palace defenders One Brighton defender I may need to wildcard during the international break

Wor hoose wor rules

With Bellingham and Rice there is no need at all for Phillips, but I bet he plays all three

Their 1990 team was better than that

It's all gannin tits up

What the actual fuck !!

I can't work out if it's horrifically bad or fucking amazing

The way our luck is going we are in F

I think its that fat shirtless guy off the TNT sports advert "it's Nooooocastle man"

Fuckin butchered that.

"How dare you play your own player !!"

Is that the lad that scored two last night ? He looked very good.

There's always a post

Reporting for duty Sir.......

Looking at our horrific fixtures and we'll probably have the group of death in the Champions league, I think I'd like another center half as better cover

Do we even have space in our squad ?

What a run of fixtures we are having FFS, we are now guaranteed the group of death in the champions league

Stuart Broad is soooooo much better than the rest of those pundits

Did he also recommend the the Aston Villa manager ?

I still think we are a better side than Liverpool

Normally I'm not to keen on seeing great players leave the league.............but fuckin Liverpool man and Klopps fume will be fantastic.

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