Ben

And my pre season bet

Get Shola up to sort them out, do a full lap of the pitch on his bike before Kuol jumps on and gets a backer home.

Is it only one leg ?

Bet365 bet builder, I've went daft and put £30 on it

Aye Chelsea look awful

Btts and both teams to recieve a card @ evens in our game today seems like a canny way to double your money

The Spurs job will be a tough task, loads of average players on big money that will be hard to move on, a new top class keeper needed that will take a big chunk of any transfer budget. Kane looks like he wants out so potentially their best player gone and then Levy who will listen to the players and fans moaning rather than give any manager time to the extent that he'll sack him the week before a cup final.

Liverpool are winning every game till the end of the season

Howay Brentford

Lennox Lewis started talking like that at the end of his career

Everything we've done so far has been professional, Holt and Co would love us to spend a fortune on older expensive players that would make us crash and burn. On another note, has the sportswashing started yet ?

He's benched two of my players so it must be my hatred of Big Sam

I'm not sure if its my hatred for Big Sam or the fact I've got 3 Man City players in my fantasy team but I really want them to wup Leeds today.

Not to mention a team of players that was used to training 2 half days a week and looking for 0 0 draws every week

Not a good track back or tackle amongst them

Ashley's fault

John Burridge would caught that with his teeth

I hope Napoli do it tonight

Neymar can fuck off

Obviously a boring draw would be the best result but personally I want Brighton to wup them.

I'm sure his Justeat order will arrive soon

Nee Rice tonight

I don't hate this.

Sammy Lee can't go with him, he's on Jury Duty