Ben

8 months planning and missed it by a few hours, so unlucky.

I always thought that, it was like they were just going through the motions

So the top 6 are uncatchable Villa, Everton, Leeds and Leicester are above our league there are teams in the premiership that have pedigree and have been here for a few seasons so really success is 17th

The new Rob Lee ?

I remember working with a Greek guy a few years ago and we had a Christmas photo taken, he had the same face as that bloke, the photographer said to him "can you smile" he says "I am smiling "

Edu ?

Charners will be going through his little black book of rent boys right now.

TBF Ashley was instrumental in the new building next to the Strawberry which is near Newcastle

I've got two so far and the same team is also in 4 pay in games, I'll be joining after game week 1 as well with the average points

What I would give to feel like this again.

Bruce will be so smug now that he's convinced Ashley to spend some money just like he told us he would 8 months ago

Haha shit, combination of Chinese spy phone, sausage fingers and crap autocorrect.

If I was a top player I would want at least one free transfer to try and maximise my singing on fee

Apparently only 4000 tickets left for Sunday

I take it nobody wants ASM, Wilson or Ritchie?

It wasn't every Man U fan that protested it was a hard core few with the same agenda, we have the same at Newcastle however they gave up on Ashley years ago, the closest we have now is the away support.

Sanchez Foster Shaw Alexander-Arnold Tsimikas Salah Fernandes Raphinha Greenwood Toney Antonio Ings Foster Amartey Ayling Brownhill

I'm taking fanteam pretty serious this season so I joined football fix, I can post their latest concensus team if you want a few ideas.

TBF we also have an 8 page thread on their new striker Kaplunk from Torquay

Twitter thinks it's the length of the contract Newcastle want 6 years he wants 3

I don't know why everyone is panicking, it's not like we don't have midfielders that can step in with his goal scoring record, have we even seen Jeff in a Newcastle shirt since we stole him from Burnley ?

Another reason why Bruce is a lucky lucky man and will survive another season

He must want a lot more than £90k

Is there a chance the Willock transfer doesn't go through?